filippaberry84 I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

Myron Clemons A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

Kaydan Christian A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.

Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

KnockKnock1 I admit it. I only rented this because it had the beautiful and talented Karen Maxwell acting in it. Having seen the film, I now wish She hadn't been in it, because while I love watching her in films, I now regret her having this piece of crap on her film bio. I was expecting a "so bad it's good" movie. This doesn't cut the mustard by a long shot.Where do I began? The complete nonsensical plot? The fact that it's basically an excuse to get pretty people to stand around other pretty people? There's actually no horror in this horror film. The only horror involved is the realization that you spent money on seeing it.Looking at the rest of Uli Lommel's filmography, I realize he is just a low rent Uwe Boll. A clever guy that makes great looking trailers and posters that just happen to promote something he spends way less time on. His movies.

bigtreeworld786 Don't listen to the others. Watch this movie. Preferably with friends. It will be something you will be laughing at for a good 50 years.I don't know what they were thinking when they made this, but I'm hazarding a guess at a heavy influence of shrooms coupled with a lot of alcohol at a budget of $3.42.I think the funniest part is the irrelevant crap they spent money on. There's this random gong that just sits there for no reason. The movie keeps randomly cutting to a clip of a short bald fat man getting spanked by some lady while he yells, but absolutely no explanation is given as to why this is happening or what's going on or why it's being shown. Like, seriously, you're watching the movie progress on its terrible plot, then suddenly you're seeing fat guy butt spankage, and then you cut right back to where you left off. I honest to god have no idea what that was about. MAybe some weird homoerotic S&M fantasy of Ulli Lommel's.Anyways, watch this. It's a bunch of laughs.

Dual Bios Having seen all the bad reviews on this film I decided to go and investigate for myself. Believe me, it really does live up to the hype. So, what was so bad about it? Well...A big part was the selection of filming locations which seem to consist of a warehouse (police station) and a furniture store (I cant figure out why?). These filming locations are so bad that in the police station you can see half painted/wooden boards which represent walls along with pipes and valves everywhere. They even reuse the same desk for different police officers in some scenes! This brings me onto the next part, due to the lack of any production value it made me lose a lot of faith in their ability to portray to the audience any story locations. So therefore, while watching I could never figure out if the furniture store for instance was meant to represent one main location or several, so I ended up completely lost with where the characters were supposed to be!The storyline was absolute garbage. It consists of a deranged cop who murders young women. We continuously flashback to his past where we watch a naked bald man being hit with a stick over and over. The murders he carries out are pretty much in full knowledge of his co-workers who seem intent on keeping it covered up for him due to them all historically being in the same platoon in Iraq? Very poor logic. The 6 women he murders then come back from the dead to get revenge against him looking absolutely nothing like zombies. They are in perfect condition, fully conscious, can talk, drive cars and crack jokes - only they have black makeup round their eyes! They can't seem to make up their minds whether they are undead flesh eaters or actually human?I have absolutely no idea where the image from the front of the DVD case comes from!The acting is just so weak and completely unbelievable pretty much all of the time. None of the characters have any emotion or seem to know what their role entails. I would try and list the worst examples, but looking back they are all about as bad as each other! Don't get me started on the fight scenes or the gore - its almost like its made to be purposely bad. The ending just makes no sense and is absolutely cringe worthy to watch, it literally must have been thrown together at the last minute.I'm hardly covering any of the bad things about this movie, there is so much more but I wouldn't have enough room to list it all. However, the only thing which was mildly acceptable was the end credits music - which was completely out of place in comparison to anything else used.Avoid this like the plague, its not even worth watching for comedy value!!

bigtreeworld Wow! I don't know why the rating is so low on this film, it's literally the best comedy I've ever seen! I haven't laughed so hard in a movie so much before! The sheer ridiculousness of the zombie-chicks mixed with the random butt-spanking scenes made this movie nothing less that a comedy genius! In fact, this movie has the makings of one of the best comedy films ever made. Let me tell you, folks, this was literally the best satire I've ever watched. It was funny that they acted as if it was serious even though it was clearly all a big joke! The actors deserve awards for acting as if they're acting badly! Funniest movie ever! It was... wait, what? It's not a comedy? ... you're kidding...