Diagonaldi
Very well executed
Platicsco
Good story, Not enough for a whole film
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
Blake Rivera
If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.
Leofwine_draca
ZODIAC: SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE is another in an endless wave of science fiction disaster movies in which the Earth is threatened by various natural disasters and super storms. This one attempts to tie the traditional disaster material in with more esoteric material, namely each of the mini-disasters being tied in to one of the 12 signs of the zodiac. There's also some mumbo-jumbo about Mayan prophecies and the like.In all other respects this is very much business as usual and as a result not very interesting. The cast members go through the motions throughout and deliver dialogue written by someone with a tin ear. The only face of interest is good old Christopher Lloyd but his role amounts to little more than a cameo. Otherwise it's the usual gamut of cheesy CGI effects, melodrama, and nonsense.
stoat_fur
Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen. It starts you out absolutely hating all of the characters because the acting is so poor, the characters are all familiar, cookie-cutter ones we've all seen before and their dialogue is predictable, uninspired and rehashed from so many other apocalypse films you've seen again and again. The writing is so very poor that it makes the viewer sad that someone else was paid huge volumes of money for the script when anyone sitting in the theater could probably have done a far better job. There was no discernible point in making this film from an artistic standpoint because no new ground is covered and no remotely plausible concepts or themes are explored. Entirely ludicrous situations are the norm, where any child would be screaming at the screen 'don't do that you idiot!'. This will insult your intelligence and make you weep, not for the future of mankind but for the demise of any semblance of creativity and innovation coming out of Hollywood.I love apocalypse, end-of-days, sci-fi, all that stuff, but was thoroughly annoyed by this waste of electricity. Don't waste your time; pick a different film to see.
subseb
So many other things you could do with your time rather than watch this movie.Maybe contact someone you've been meaning to but never seems to find the time. Do that chore you've been putting off. Or even watch something else.Sorry to say that this is a terrible movie, the plots is weak, the special effects are especially poor, and the movie makes no sense whatsoever.Really can't state this enough but do something else rather than watch this!
christiank7
The single worst film I have seen in ten years. Yes, even worse than the propaganda of fools like Michael Moore and such. Why any person would invest money in this garbage is beyond me? The acting was atrocious but these were all "D" grade actors so what can you expect? The problem was that they managed to do a "Z" grade job. I just do not believe that is possible and yet it was. The special (ie not so special) effects were worse than stuff done by a bunch of mentally handicapped baboons with an 8088 processor computer. What were they thinking? They even had credits. WHO in their right mind would put their name to this absolute tripe? Desperate and miserable lot they must be for sure. Never work in this industry again please. Do something for which your tiny little brain and IQ of 1 is suitable. HMMMM? What could that be ? Oh yes, I know, become and an adviser to that nut in North Korea or even better for our illustrious fool on the hill OBAMA, you might even improve his ratings although that seems quite impossible. Geeeeeezzzzzzzzzz, what a mess.
