Organnall
Too much about the plot just didn't add up, the writing was bad, some of the scenes were cringey and awkward,
Grimossfer
Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%
Humaira Grant
It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
Billie Morin
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
SlyGuy21
1st Match: Jeff Jarrett vs Ahmed Johnson. An OK match to start, until Jarrett gets DQ'd, making the match virtually pointless. I honestly would've preferred just a squash match to this. Rating: 3/5 2nd Match: The Bodydonnas vs The Smokin' Gunns, WWF Tag Team Championships. An alright match, a lot longer than I thought it would be, but both teams get some good offense, and there are some good spots as well. Rating: 3.5/5 3rd Match: Razor Ramon vs Goldust, WWF Intercontinental Championship. This match feels way longer than it actually is. I guess Goldust was still getting used to his character and trying to get over, but some actual wrestling would be nice too. There are some good points, but it's mostly just Goldust acting all hot and bothered for Ramon. Even the ending is lackluster, because Waltman runs in and screws Ramon out of the win. The match felt more like a push for Waltman instead of the guy who actually won. Rating: 2/5 4th Match: Royal Rumble match. Highlight time! There are some better names in this Rumble compared to last year. Rumble debuts for guys like Vader, Hunter, and future-Kane. Michaels wins for the second year in a row, but it's more impressive because of guys like Nash, Owen Hart, Yokozuna, and Vader being in the match instead of countless jobbers. The biggest problem with this match is that it's not last. I've always been of the opinion that the Royal Rumble should end a PPV, if not, it's like starting a PPV with an Iron Man match, it feels out of place. Rating: 3.5/5 5th Match: Undertaker vs Bret Hart, WWF Championship. The match is good, both guys get their signature moves in, and there's even some good brawling on the outside. The problem comes with the ending of the match, where Nash runs down and gets Bret DQ'd, thus making the thirty minute match kind of a waste. The match mostly served as a way to build up Nash vs Taker at Wrestlemania XII, but throwing a good title match away like this is pretty disappointing. Rating: 3/5 Final Rating: 6 out of 10. The show as a whole just existed to think up some matches for Wrestlemania. I know that's normally the point of the show, but it did so by sacrificing match quality, with 2 of the 5 matches ending in a DQ. Hopefully it pays off in a couple of months.
callanvass
(01.21.96)Live from Fresno, CAAttendance: 9,600Your hosts are Vince McMahon & Mr. PerfectJeff Jarrett Vs Ahmed JohnsonAhmed wins by DQ when Jarrett nails Ahmed with a guitar. This wasn't the best choice to open the show. Jarrett being Ahmed's first high- profile feud is smart because Jarrett is a solid wrestler and a pro. Jarrett guiding him along nicely with Ahmed showing off his green, but impressive agility at times.*1/2Tag Team ChampionshipThe Smoking Gunns (C) Vs The Bodydonnas (W/Sunny)The Gunns retain when Bart pins Zip with a small package. This tag match was OK, if a little inconsistent at times. In my opinion, Sunny was the most interesting thing here.**Intercontinental ChampionshipRazor Ramon (C) Vs Goldust (W/Marlena)Goldust wins the title after The 1-2-3 Kid interferes and costs Razor the title. This one was all about mind games and psychology. They told a good story, it's just the match quality isn't that great because of Goldust's methodical style. This would lead to Razor facing The Kid in a crybaby match.*3/4It's time for the Royal Rumble! #1 is Hunter Hearst Helmsley. #2 is Hunter's old foe, Henry Godwin. #3 is Bob Backlund. He saves Hunter from being eliminated. #4 is Jerry Lawler. He helps devise a plan to triple team Henry Godwin with Hunter and Backlund. Henry ends up throwing slop on Lawler. #5 is Bob Holly. #6 is King Mabel. I'm shocked that Mabel didn't eliminate anyone. #7 is Jake "The Snake" Roberts to a huge pop. He clears everyone out of the ring (through the ropes) with his snake except for Lawler, who gets the snake draped over him. #8 is Dory Funk Jr. The crowd wants Jake to deliver a DDT. Lawler is NOT eliminated, just hiding underneath the ring. #9 is Yokozuna. Yokozuna tosses Backlund and eliminates him. #10 is the 1-2-3 Kid with Razor trailing right behind him. Razor chases The Kid all over ringside until he's restrained by officials. #11 is Takao Omari from Japan. #12 is Savio Vega to no reaction. Yokozuna eliminates Mabel, then Jake Roberts gets rid of Omari as well. Uh- oh! #13 is Vader. Savio eliminates Dory Funk Jr. #14 is Doug Gilbert from the USWA. Jake DDT's Savio to a pop, but gets eliminated by a punch from Vader immediately after. #15 is a Squat Team member. I'm not too familiar with The Squat Team. Vader eliminates Doug Gilbert with ease by press-slamming him over the top rope. Soon after that, he gets rid of the Squat Team member. #16 is Squat Team member #2. Since they're twins, they decide to enter the ring together, but Yokozuna and Vader quickly put a stop to that. #17 is Owen Hart. #18 is Shawn Michaels! Vince is WAY too excited about Shawn (Here he comes! Here he comes!!) Vader gets rid of Savio Vega to end his night. Shawn dumps BOTH Yokozuna and Vader to a huge pop. The 1-2-3 Kid's night ends when Shawn tosses him. #19 is Hakushi. Vader is P****sed about being eliminated and clears the entire ring, but none of the eliminations count because Vader had already been thrown out. #20 is Tatanka. Owen Hart tosses Hakushi out as Aldo Montoya comes in at #21. Shawn finds Lawler under the ring, pulls him out, then officially eliminates him. #22 is Diesel. Diesel gets rid of Tatanka. #23 is Kama. #24 is STONE COLD....err, The Ringmaster. The Ringmaster ends Bob Holly's lengthy run and eliminates him. #25 is Barry Horrowitz. Diesel eliminates Triple H after Hunter was in there for almost 50 minutes. #26 is Fatu. #27 is Issac Yankem (Kane). Owen Hart tosses Horrowitz. Shawn eliminates Owen Hart. Austin hilariously mocks HBK's pose after drilling him with a clothesline. #28 is Marty Janetty. Shawn and Marty go at it, of course. #29 is The British Bulldog. The Bulldog gets rid of Janetty. Fatu eliminates The Ringmaster, then Yankem tosses Fatu. #30 is Duke "The Dumpster" Droese. Owen Hart runs out and attacks HBK to get some revenge for the elimination. Shawn eliminates Issac Yankem. Diesel and Kama get rid of Droese. The final four are HBK, Diesel, Kama, and The British Bulldog. HBK clotheslines Bulldog out. Diesel eliminates Kama, but Shawn superkicks Diesel from behind to eliminate Diesel. Diesel makes his way back to the ring and confronts Shawn Michaels. After some brief tension is teased, Diesel ends up high-fiving Shawn. Royal Rumble winner: Shawn MichaelsThoughts: This was a pretty solid Rumble for the most part. I wouldn't say it's filled with outstanding moments, but it does have some memorable ones. Vader made as good of an impact as he possibly could have without winning the rumble. Triple H made an impression by lasting almost 50 minutes. Also, Shawn winning was the right choice at this juncture. My favorite moment of the rumble is Jake Robert's return. I always pop for it each time I see it. WWF ChampionshipBret Hart (C) Vs The Undertaker (W/Paul Bearer)Diesel brawls with Undertaker in the aisle while Diesel's on his way back to the dressing room. The Undertaker has the match won after hitting Bret with a tombstone, but Diesel pulls the referee out and causes the DQ. I have mixed emotions about this match. On one hand, I enjoyed it. The psychology was great and it really became exciting after a while. Even though both were faces, I liked the aggression from both. On the other hand, there are far too many rest holds at times and it really dragged the match down. The crowd was split 50/50.***1/2
Big Movie Fan
When I first watched this in January 1996 I remember being mildly disappointed; it was the first Rumble event I had ever been disappointed in having watched them all from the inaugural 1988 event.(POSSIBLE SPOILERS)The undercard matches were quite disappointing, the only one that was half decent was the Intercontinental Title match between the bizarre Goldust and Razor Ramon.Bret Hart defended his WWF Title against The Undertaker in a reasonable match that was spoilt due to it's ending (Diesel interfered robbing the fans of seeing a win via pinfall).The Rumble itself saved the day. Vader made his PPV debut at this show and cut through stars like a knife through butter. All the stars in the Rumble put on a great show including it's eventual winner Shawn Michaels.Watch it for the Rumble match alone.
BimmerDude
World Wrestling Federation Champion Bret The Hitman Hart defends his WWF Title against Big Daddy Cool Diesel in the main event. This was one of WWF Chammpion Bret"The Hitman"Hart's first title defences since regaining the title at the survivor series and one of Diesel's last matches for the WWF. Besides the WWF Championship match, the over the top rope Royal Rumble was action packed as usual with stand out performances by the Slammy Award Winning Owen Hart, Vader and a returning Shawn Michaaels.