Plantiana
Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
Actuakers
One of my all time favorites.
Claysaba
Excellent, Without a doubt!!
Nayan Gough
A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.
amishgoat
The only reason I even gave it a 1 out of 10 is because the option to give it zero out of 10 was not allowed. This was the biggest waste of time I've ever endured. For roughly 75 minutes, you are subjected to the WORST acting (and I don't mean that in a good way either, like as in KILLER NERD which had great horrible acting) and a plot that is not only ridiculous but also has absolutely NOTHING to do with a massacre. The reason I even rented this piece of crap was because it has massacre in the title. That said, there was only one killing in the entire movie and it was pretty lame at that. You spend more time watching the kids bickering and doing yard work than anything. Speaking of the kids, the little boy actor is probably the most irritating child actor since bob from house by the cemetery. Did I mention it was shot on video as well? If you want to throw away money and over an hour of your life, then by all means watch it. But if you savor your hard earned dollars and time, then stray as far away as possible.
Backlash007
Oh my god!! I'm a firm believer that bad movies can be good fun, but this is awful. The Woodchipper Massacre brings the horror film to a new low. There is not a doubt in my mind that this is one of the worst pieces of crap ever filmed. The acting, the music, the sweaters...I can't even describe it. It's obvious that it's just a couple of kids messing around with a home video recorder and thought they'd make a movie. I don't think you can really call it a movie though. The Woodchipper Massacre is a disgrace to B-movies everywhere. It's easily worse than Bloody Murder, and that's saying a lot. How this got distributed I'll never know. This is a major candidate for the title "worst movie ever made." It definitely gets my seal of approval.
BloodyBirthday
I liked this movie. It was entertaining and I thought it was funny. Not much gore but still if you have an imagination then use it. The lady that played Aunt Tess gets the bitch of the year award. The teenage girl is a total airhead and the little boy is a cute dork who tries very hard to be professional and not laugh during a few scenes. I have seen a lot of crap and I must say that this movie is a gem compared to some movies I have scene. This is not the worst movie ever made. If you want that one then rent AXE EM! Even MONSTURD is better than AXE EM! If you are the kind of person who often picks up crappy movies and endures them, then you will find this one to be a real treat, a breath of fresh air if you will.Why this movie is the best five bucks Ive spent in years!I say it is a keeper!
ldinkins
Mr. Casiello's performance as victim #4 was stunning. His smile as he was being stabbed can only be compared to that of the popular AMC actor, Forbes March. Mr. Casiello is indeed an up and comer. His appearance was brief and will make everyone forget March. Mr. Casiello brings a style to the genre that can only be described as unique. I look forward to his next project.
