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2006 "It Is What You Think It's About."
4.7| 1h18m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 09 June 2006 Released
Producted By: Millennium Storm
Country: Italy
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A man stuck at home with a fractured pelvis tries every means possible to attract a woman into his bed, among them a beautiful policewoman investigating the disappearance of the young man's fiancée. The single camera, ostensibly mounted at the foot of the bed so the doctors can keep an eye on his leg injury, is focused on the man's penis, which, as his face is never shown, must do all the acting in one single uncut shot.

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Comedy, Mystery

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Director

Jonathan Zarantonello

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Millennium Storm

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Franco Trentalance as Francesco "Ciccio" Marelli

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Ploydsge just watch it!
Smartorhypo Highly Overrated But Still Good
Ketrivie It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.
DipitySkillful an ambitious but ultimately ineffective debut endeavor.
Silitonga I found this film unintentionally and really didn't know what kind of "scenes" that I would found. But, I was surprise. It was fun comedy but still I can't describe it as a good film as well. It's okay comedy genre film.Another surprising me was the film length. Well, it run almost 1 and half hours just and ONLY shooting in one hospital bed, surprisingly I didn't get bore. I don't know it was because the camera angle ONLY focus to the center of male body anatomy or anything else, but the most important part, there weren't any CUT at all.Well, yes, it was the lead actor's uncircumcised penis as the main focus. He was severely injured and can't walk out from bed. He was trying to amuse himself by calling his girl friends and have sex with them, but it didn't really work out.It tuned bad because his doctor, a male doctor wanted him too. He ended up cuff by police because he killed the doctor when trying to defense himself.Plus, make sure don't miss the credits. There are some behind the scenes shooting. Looks fun.
sycck1 Handcuffs! Of all the things I didn't expect to see in a movie entirely consisting of a continuous shot of a penis...Be patient with this DVD if you choose to watch it. I got restless after 20 minutes of staring at a penis. But as it progressed, I started laughing at the running gags ("that lamp is so...") and realized by the end that it was really a pretty good story. It's hard to imagine straight guys watching it, especially American ones, but any open-minded movie enthusiasts will find this worthwhile. The actor has been in dozens of porn films, according to IMDb. But this is not a porn film. While there is a brief shot of the penis in an erect state, the only ejaculation occurs when a female is engulfing it. One thing that's hard to resolve about this film is that I think most of its viewers will be gay men, yet the whole movie is about a straight guy trying (and occasionally succeeding) in getting some. Destined to become a cult classic, especially for gays.
YAS This film is basically a novelty piece. After a bad fall occasioned by an assignation gone wrong, a man is bedridden with a fractured hip and one leg in a cage-brace. Unable to go on the prowl, he desperately goes through his address book, trying to persuade the women he's known to come over and have sex with him. The single camera, ostensibly mounted at the foot of the bed so the doctors can keep an eye on his leg injury, is focused on his crotch, which latter, as his face is never shown, must do any acting that's to be done.In the wrong hands, which would be just about anybody's, this would have become either a five-minute porno joke or some horrible 'arty' film. However, writer/director Gionata Zarantonello manages to sustain the gag long enough to build a pretty good comedy around it. As the doorbell constantly rings ("Who is it? Okay, come in, the key's under the mat") and the sheet comes and goes, a parade of other, similarly unseen, characters mix up the plot from the sidelines and we realize there's more going on here than was first apparent. I certainly wouldn't call this film great or meaningful in any way (it's not even pornographic), but as far as wry comedies go, it fulfilled its end of the bargain nicely, eliciting startled barks of glee from us more often than not. Even the "I'm not going to look at THAT for an hour" attendee, after a grumpy ten minutes, was won over and heard to snicker on multiple occasions.
missmistyeyez If you have never seen an uncut cock or if you are somewhat curious about what an Uncut cock looks like, then you need to run out and see this movie right now. This is an up close and personal story with just that, an uncut cock. It is definitely more of an artistic movie than a suspense or plot driven movie. However its a very unique movie, very much like a hidden camera movie, shot with a single camera. The camera is hidden at the end of this mans bed, the entire time the camera is aimed at his crotch. Zooming in and out, you see him clothed you see him nude you see him hard you see him having sexual relations with girls, you also see a huge erection from a guy that is trying to seduce him. You start to feel sorry for him, as he is bedridden and would like some sexual loving, however you soon realize he is a player and a master manipulator. That is when you no longer feel sorry for him, but its funny to hear his lies to all these girls about how his accident happened and how they are the only love in his life. It is an artistic film pushing the boundaries on Male frontal nudity and for that I give it FIVE STARS. I wonder if they dialog came first and then the actual footage of the penis, or if it was really done at the same time? HMMM see if you can figure it out. ALSO Please note when the camera zooms out to see this man he is HOTT. YUMM I, I love me a good penis shot but like AOL I wish there were more that included the face.