Sam Panico
Adapting Stephen King isn't always easy. There are folks that have done it well and others that have really done a horrible job. Few folks get multiple chances, but one of them is Tom Holland (Fright Night, Child's Play, Psycho 2), who made this and The Langoliers.Unlike most movies, there is not a single person that you'll truly like or get behind here. It's a mean-spirited tale about some mean-spirited people. It's a lot like life, I guess. And yes, I realize that this is a Richard Bachman book, but just about everyone knows that that is really King by now (see our review of The Running Man for more).Billy Halleck (Robert John Burke, who took over the role of RoboCop in the third installment) plays a corpulent lawyer who defends just about anyone, including Richie "The Hammer" Ginelli (Joe Mantegna, Joey Zaza himself). There's a ton of practical appliance makeup here to transform Burke into the various stages of Halleck's weight loss.After celebrating getting the mobster acquitted in his case, he rides home with his wife Heidi (Lucinda Jenney, The Mothman Prophecies). She chides him for eating so much and says that he should be obsessed with better things, like sex. As she goes down on him while he drives, he slams directly into an elderly gypsy woman.Billy knows how to play the system, with the police lying on the stand for him and Judge Rossington taking care of his case. Long story short, he isn't punished.As he leaves the courtroom, the 106-year-old gypsy patriarch, Tadzu Lempke (Michael Constantine, who also played Windex-loving Kostas "Gus" Portokalos in My Big Fat Greek Wedding, which is kind of ironic) touches his face and says, "Thinner." Soon, he's losing so much weight that he needs all new clothes.Fearing he has cancer, his wife sends him to Dr. Houston. Billy hates Houston, as he's convinced his wife is having an affair with him. They - and a later clinic - can find no scientific reason why he's losing the weight.He's not the only one dealing with a curse. Judge Cary was cursed with the word "lizard" and he's now turning into one. And the police chief who lied on the stand is becoming a leper.Billy tries to get the gypsies to remove his curse, but they only increase it. And Galina (Kari Wuhrer from TV's Remote Control), Lempke's great-granddaughter, shoots him through the hand with a slingshot. He vows that he will bring the white man's curse down on all of them.This instigates a war between the mob forces that Billy has defended and the gypsies, with dogs poisoned, men killed, fake acid thrown in faces, kidnappings and more.Yet Billy can barely even walk, as the curse has reached its final stages. In an attempt to end the violence, Lempke agrees to remove it and mixes Billy's blood into a strawberry pie that he must get someone else to eat, as the curse must be transferred. Billy takes the pie to his wife, who eats a slice and dies a husk of a person. But he ignored the old man's warnings, as he wanted Billy to just eat it himself so he could die clean. Now, Billy's daughter has also had some, so he's doomed her. But at least he gets to take out the doctor he hates by offering him a slice.This is a quick moving, down and dirty film. It's a perfect Sunday afternoon cable film - do people still do that? I do.
Lee Wiseman
This movie may not deserve an Academy Award by today's standards, but that's no way to measure a film. I had fun watching it the entire time, and the whole adaptation exudes Stephen King in spirit.Although the story is undoubtedly cheesy at points and the acting is as expected from a 1996 Stephen King adaptation, the whole production comes together into a charming piece of film that can (at the right moments) leave you in shock, and by the end you can't help but have a big sadistic grin on your face. I cannot recommend this more for an interesting night in. It's star rating doesn't do it justice. Simply entertaining.
leaderoftheforestpeople
Simply stunning, I needed every one of the one hundred tacos I bought as sustenance specifically for this feast of horror.It is hard to pick a favourite scene from so many, but for me it has to be the defining moment of the film (and perhaps all gypsy horror films), when the fat man is confronted by his magical gypsy nemesis. "Thinner".The aftermath of this simple event will have you reeling from start to terrifying finish. I simply couldn't look for large portions of the film as I cowered behind my fridge.I recommend the blu-ray for the ultimate in high definition thinning.
mads leonard holvik
I liked the movie because it is about basic human things like revenge, greed and gluttony. On top of that you have nice special effects and OK actors. The script is reasonable, although I don't know how true it is to the book, since I haven't read it. There is a fine line between feeling sorry for the gypsies, who are shunned by society and taken advantage of, and sympathizing with the white man, who is cursed by them, and who has to deal with them living outside the norms of society. This is a clever story. I also like the cameo role by Stephen King as the shop keeper. Finally, you get an untraditional ending, were the main character dies, and we are left wondering if neither the gypsies or the white man comes out on top. Both suffer losses, but I think the morale of the story is that revenge is never a great idea, and that greed makes it easy to take advantage of people who are different. Although it can all come back and hit you in the face.
