Doomtomylo a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

Hayden Kane There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

Mehdi Hoffman There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.

Quiet Muffin This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

lsg-59037 It is majorly flawed, I'll admit. But yet I fairly enjoyed watching it... I am not a fan of low-budget horrors, but this is nowhere near the worst. With fine tuning it could have been much better, but felt the essence was there. There is no storyline (what a surprise), but just remember most horrors are re-gurgitated anyway; however there's enough nudity to get through it. To put another way (analogy), it's like buying a scratchcard, winning, but only getting your money back - perhaps you'd feel a bit short changed, but it could be worse...

Hexagram195 This movie is more of a comedy in my eyes, it was one of the worst movies I have seen. The cover Dragged me into buying this garbage. It might sound interesting, but the plot is VERY weak, Acting is horrible, effects are poor. Let's not forget the stupid and stereotypical American high school party that they attend with the stereotypical stoner.Lets not mind that Marty is somehow superhuman, he gets shot, stabbed and even decapitated. yet he is somehow STILL alive. He isn't Freddy Krueger, so he should be dead. But he is a bad killer too, he takes so long to even kill somebody. And the worst part of this movie, is they're trying to use sex to sell it. The survivor loses her shirt, so runs around in a bra and skirt. then she climbs through the decapitator and for some reason has to lose her skirt. It makes no sense what-so-ever. and the fat Texan cop who has the over-the-top accent. This movie is nothing but a joke, with a better budget,actors and effects, it could've been good.

iamironwrist This film is RUBBISH! None of these actors have Bacon numbers. I have been looking into the phenomenon of the 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' and after many days of research I have managed to locate a small number of the 12 percent of actors defined by the scientific law of the 'Oracle of Bacon'. The Kevin Bacon law is a valid device for calculating the value of a film. Few actors have an undefined Bacon number, meaning that they cannot be linked to The Bacon in any number of connections at all. All the actors in 'The Slaughter House Massacre' have an undefined Bacon number, meaning this film is undefinable, and not placeable on the Bacon Scale, and therefore is unable to be rated. If you are interested in watching a film with a good Bacon rating, watch anything with Colin Firth.

coroner78 There are a whole lot better things to spend your money on and this should not be one of them.This is about as bad as it gets. Everything was horrible: music,acting,villain,"legend".The only good thing were the hot girls in the movie and some T&A, thats it. This film is full of dumb clichés and and cheesy lines. The villain looked like some small pox carrying bum. Way too many things were wrong with this movie and I don't know of anyone who would actually like this movie.Video stores should ban this movie from their selections and just burn whatever copies are left in this world.It should have never seen the light of day.