Evengyny
Thanks for the memories!
BoardChiri
Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
The_Phantom_Projectionist
I say this about a lot of folks, but darnit if Karen Sheperd isn't an under-appreciated action heroine if ever there was one. Forever in the shadow (and strangely tied to the career) of Cynthia Rothrock, she's a well of limitless martial potential but always ended up on the short end of the stick, either getting duped by Corey Yuen or needing to settle for roles that Rothrock turned down. A 1993 low-budget flick by longtime Jean Claude Van Damme protégé Michel Qissi seemed like it might break this streak, but alas, poor Karen isn't even afforded an undiscovered gem, 'cause not only does TERMINATOR WOMAN have a very misleading title, it's also pretty bad for a B-movie.The story: Police officers Jay Handlin (Jerry Trimble) and Julie Parish (Sheperd) are tasked with transporting a convicted dealer (Len Sparrowhawk) to a South African court, but when they are split up by a human trafficking circuit and the efforts of a deadly drug lord (Qissi), they'll have to rely on their physical talents to be reunited.You'd think that with a title like this one, the movie would generally focus on Sheperd's character, but I'm pretty sure that champion kickboxer Jerry Trimble gets the most screen time among the three karate stars. Julie is teamed up with South African actress Kimberleigh Stark when the two of them are kidnapped out of the blue by a prostitution ring, and after their inevitable escape, Sheperd's quest becomes one of hiking through the bush while wearing tight pants and a very glittery top. Jay is generally the one doing the real detective work, and while he too is paired up with a rather useless sidekick (child actor Siphiwe Mlangeni), his exploits are much more interesting than his partner's. Michel Qissi - who will never live up to his intimidating presence in KICKBOXER - mostly sits in a chair and looks menacing. Sometimes he shoots people, but like the rest of the film's content, it's not terribly exciting stuff.The fight scenes range from okay to tiring. Jerry Trimble outshines everybody with his amazing kicks, which look good even when he's simply performing an impromptu demonstration in his hotel room. He gets most of the seven brawls to himself, but doesn't get any significant opponents until meeting Qissi in a cave during the finale. The movie surpassed my expectations by making this one a pretty even back & forth encounter, but it lacks both the necessary choreography that made Jerry's best fights great and the emotional gravity that made Qissi's battle with Van Damme a classic. Despite having had what was arguably the best fight scene ever filmed between two women in ABOVE THE LAW, Sheperd's encounters feel less like fights than they seem spoofs of them: when her dumb opponents aren't knocking themselves out by running into things, the choreography is slow and awkward with the majority of her blows looking weak or obviously not connecting. Don't even get me started on when she finds a staff to fight with.Production values aren't great and the acting is a shot in the bucket. The story held a bit of potential in revealing that Jay and Julie once faced each other in the fighting circuit and that Julie's eager for a rematch, but just as this is about to take place, the credits roll. Everybody involved in this one should've been doing something better, and the only satisfaction I can gain from this clunker is that the better work of my heroes here is way more prolific and well-known than TERMINATOR WOMAN. Go on ignoring it.
Comeuppance Reviews
Sgt. Jay Handlin (Trimble) and Sgt. Julie Parish (Sheperd) are cops with an ongoing rivalry about who is the better Martial Artist - but could there be some sparks flying in the romantic department as well? In the midst of trying to figure these things out, the pair travel to Africa of all places to try and bring down crime lord Alex Gatelee (Qissi). Consequently, they get into a ton of fights and face some other trials and tribulations - Julie is kidnapped, Jay has to reject the advances of Gatelee associate Myra Bolo (Hayden), and so forth. After enlisting the help of some locals, their Martial Arts abilities are truly put to the test when they face the ultimate showdown - Gatelee himself, of course. Will Jay be Handlin business? Find out today...? Terminator Woman, not to be confused with Lady Terminator (1989), is professionally-shot and competently made - could it be a coincidence that this was not one of Trimble's Roger Corman-produced actioners? That being said, the pacing is off and things get a bit dull at times. If about 10 minutes were lopped off, this whole outing might have a bit more verve to it. But the leads are all top-notch: You've got fan-favorite Trimble, who, in the most complimentary sense, resembles a more meatheady Emilio Estevez, and his trademark raspy voice is instantly recognizable. Then you've got fellow fan-favorite Sheperd, an enjoyable screen presence whose Martial Arts skill is excellent and wonderfully captured here. Finally, there's Qissi, who also directed the movie, who very convincingly plays the baddie. So those are the movie's strengths and weaknesses for you, and they fight it out - like everyone else on screen - throughout the running time.Generally speaking, we don't really care for 'Africa Slogs', as we call them, but this one is tolerable, thanks mainly to the aforementioned leads. The Trimble/Sheperd team up was an inspired choice, and it might remind you of similar pairings, such as Richard Norton and Cynthia Rothrock in the Rage and Honor diptych, or Steven Vincent Leigh and Sophia Crawford in Sword of Honor (1996). If nothing else, the movie as a whole plays to the strengths of the leads, and there are plenty of fights - as well as some good-natured stupidity - to prove that.The whole thing is very 90's - just witness the scenes at the Backlash club for proof. Maybe it's an Africa thing, or maybe it's an action movie thing, but it's hard to imagine a dance club in the U.S. being named "Backlash". It's a bit too angry for us. Judging by the large "TW" logo on the U.S. VHS box art, perhaps the filmmakers were attempting a bit of branding: this is the one and only TW, and in their ideal world, people would ask each other around the water cooler, "have you seen the latest TW movie? I did, and it was awesome." Latest, because surely more TW's were planned. As it stands, presumably Sheperd is the TW, but the movie isn't solely about her and her quest. Trimble is an equal part, and they didn't call the movie "Terminator Man" - though, to be fair, Steve Railsback is the true Termination Man. Schwarzenegger ranks somewhere in there too, I'm sure.In the midst of all the action, Trimble finds time to do a spontaneous shirtless Martial Arts workout/display alone in his hotel room whilst wearing tight jeans. The only outfit a 90's action star needs.
George Clarke
Terminator Woman is hilarious, obviously for all the wrong reasons!There is no terminator, but there is a woman. In fact, a few. But the one in question is co-star Karen Shepard who looks fantastic in her action scenes, and isn't the worst actor in the bunch.In fact, everyone kinda passes the acting bench okay. Typically mid 90's dress sense, lifestyle and humour makes for more than a few unintentional laughs though, but that just ads to the charm!Shot in South Africa, cops on holiday, Karen Shepard and super kicker Jerry Trimble are soon brought into the action against super bad ass and director Michael Qissi. This in turn leads to some fantastic fight scenes, some of which are probably both of their best and are fun to watch.Terminator Woman may not be a classic, but for fight fans or that of the stars, its worth a place in anyone's collection!
bibbitybop99
Not a bad martial arts film. Fight scenes were good. Michel Qissi did a good job directing his first film without Van Damme. Story worked without foul language and too much blood. Screenwriter Jeanette Francessca has a good line to the story that works. IT would be great to see something else from her in the same genre. She likes the art and having strong women promenant. IT was definitely worth watching. I recommend the film to all drama and martial arts lovers.
