Protraph Lack of good storyline.

PlatinumRead Just so...so bad

Dirtylogy It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

Tayloriona Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

olsonmd-59967 You really need to have a different sense of humor to fully appreciate this movie. I thought it was a great dark comedy. If you're looking for an Oscar-worthy movie, then you've come to the wrong place. Don't take this movie too seriously and you'll really enjoy it. It's a really fun movie to watch on Netflix at 1am.

Daniel-K13 It's silly, ridiculous, incoherent, and they somehow also managed to make the fact that a chick has teeth in her snatch boring. How the hell did they do that??? I've seen some really bad movies and you can usually at least laugh at the bad acting or lack of story but this is just complete nonsense. Avoid it.

Katy_Scary This is the funniest sh*t I've seen in a while. It starts off as some kooky Brady Bunch type of neighborhood with a blended family and within 2 minutes of the movie someones finger is pricked, drawing blood, by a vagina with teeth. The gynecologist was like "...Relax, Just breath, breath thru the pain" and then SNAP!, her vagina bit off 4 of the perverts fingers. When her step brother's pit bull (Mother) chewed up his penis I died. This will definitely be a cult classic. I wonder if someone somewhere in this weird world has a vagina with teeth or a penis with snake venom. The ending was weird. Did she bite the old mans penis off? Did she ever find a cure? So many questions. I think there are 2 morals of the story. 1. No Means No and 2. Don't be a Dick or it will be bitten off with a Vagina. Oh and make sure you read the discussion threads on this movie. It's some of the funniest commentary on IMDb.

Spikeopath Teeth is based around the myth of vagina dentate, where it was believed that in some ladies a set of teeth were hiding away in their vagina. The lady in question here is Dawn O'Keefe (Jess Wexler), a comely virgin, teenage spokesperson for Christian abstinence, from a very young age it was clear something was not right.A great and interesting premise is never truly fulfilled for maximum potential here, but with slices of dark humour, some cringe inducing prosthetic gore and a bold performance from Wexler, Mitchell Lichtenstein's film safely keeps its head above mediocrity.The makers are dallying with a number of unsubtle themes, from female empowerment to the fear of sex in general, and of course the perils of letting shallow hormones dictate the teenage mandate. There's even dashes of obsession, religio slights and a meditation on grief that earths the electricity buzzing about the hormonal place.Thankfully, Lichtenstein keeps away from I Spit On Your Grave territory, finding a nice balance for Dawn, she is a character bombarded with a myriad of emotional conflicts, but hysteria does not dominate her make-up, and she's never cartoonish either. View it more as a genre splicer than outright horror and better rewards await the interested observer. 6/10