SparkMore
n my opinion it was a great movie with some interesting elements, even though having some plot holes and the ending probably was just too messy and crammed together, but still fun to watch and not your casual movie that is similar to all other ones.
Dirtylogy
It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.
Phillida
Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.
Darin
One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.
stormruston
Appalling, Awful, lame, Things like that come to mind after sitting through this steaming turd, it took 2 days Just to watch this. David DeCoteau is a name I am going to avoid, I just watched his "leaches" days before and it is just as bad. Pretty faces with no acting ability at all.Everything about this movie except the story concept is bad, Lousy action acting and sets. The special effects must have been a kindergartens class project, great for 5 year olds embarrassing for a "real movie production".Its rare i can find so few redeeming or watchable bits in a movie as I love "B" movies, but I really have to say avoid this one and "Leaches" too
disdressed12
I can honestly say,this was the worst movie(?)i have ever seen.i did laugh my ass of at random intervals at the stupidity of it all.it's basically a bunch of wannabe poser who don't realise they're in a movie.but wait,they're not in a movie.i don't know what you'd call what i just witnessed,but movie is not the word for it.proof that the world is coming to an end,is probably more accurate.but at least i can now say that Dracula 300 is not the worst movie ever made.it had to happen sooner or later.the worse news is,if you subject yourself to this-whatever it is,you probably won't forget it for awhile.i know it's seared into my brain for all eternity.this thing is a real achievement.i can't in good conscience give this dreck a positive score.my vote for Speed Demon:-10*
theRealEnAr
When I saw the words "muscle-car" in the TV guide write-up I thought "all right, not a bad way to spend a wintery afternoon." Cripes, was I wrong ! Who wrote this piece of crap, preteens jacked up on CoCo Puffs?? This piece of crap has a bad story line (son finds dead-dads amulet which drips blood and apparently is capable of making you drive faster - no evidence of that as there were no racing/speeding scenes to speak of), horrible acting, silly dialog with equally bad presentation. The worst dialog comes from none other than AUTO or is Otto. Who cares.... Apparently the word "muscle" in the title refers to Auto's overtly-gay gang members, who every 15 minutes or so, sensually rub blood onto someones bare muscular chest while dancing around a pentagram drawn onto the floor of their ....'hideout'.... The more I watched this piece of crap, the more it became clear that I was watching some sort of homo-erotic film. All in all, the best part of this movie were the sweet sounds emanating from the Chevelle's mufflers when the engine was revved. Otherwise, a terrible waste of time and probably rates as the worst movie I have ever seen.If you have 85 minutes or so to spare, visit a lonely senior citizen and chat it up with them, they'll enjoy the company and you'll have done something worthwhile.
ThrownMuse
A college kid returns to his FastCar hometown to find that his chums have turned to the supernatural to make their wheels go faster. This movie could be seen as a parody of testosterone-fueled jokes like "The Fast and the Furious," but it is played so damn straight-forward that it is impossible to take that way. DeCoteau's genre gender play is amusing and appreciated--for the first 20 minutes, all the male characters are topless, just chillin' at the garage with their buddies, and the two female characters are fully clothed. However, his fascination with buffed 'n waxed torsos is more than a little boring. I don't understand why he just doesn't go all out and make his films gay with lots of nudity instead of making these straight-forward movies where straight male characters in their scanties rub blood all over each other. Make a real homo-horror, dammit! Nobody wants to watch this crap.