Nonureva Really Surprised!

Majorthebys Charming and brutal

Huievest Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

Janis One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

lonewolf22-1 to the filmmakers, i enjoyed this film for the most part (it seemed to drag in a few spots) but overall, i like it. lots of nudity, and while i'm not big on male nudity, the girls were ALL attractive in this and the sex scene near the last act of the film was pretty decent for an indie feature. i thought the camera work for the most part was good, the lighting was definitely above average for an indie film as well. the director certainly knows what indie horror fans want ot see and that's gore, hot chicks, and nudity. I think the films gore was decent in spots but there just wasn't enough to excite "gore fans". in terms of comparing this film with other films released by Brain Damage Films (i have 3 films signed with them), i would say that this film is in their "upper tier" of releases during the past few years. nice effort, keep it up.Len K

johannes2000-1 This is a totally pointless movie, it's not scary or funny or anything in between, the direction and the script (if any!) are lousy and the acting is SO bad that it curls your toes just watching it. The origin of this movie seems to be Austrian, but everyone drives around in Swiss cars and the scenery is very much Heidi-in-the-Alps. If they didn't use cell-phones you would swear it was shot in the sixties or seventies, it all looks so extremely out-dated. Why on earth they let these local actors talk English, is beyond me, it makes everyone sound like they're playing in Allo, Allo, with heavy German accents but sadly enough without the humor and the fun. In the credits most actors have English sounding names, I can't believe that these are real, but then again, who would want to see his REAL name stated on this sad product.The plot is chaotic, the goings-on are bizarre and totally improbable and the killings are staged completely over the top, I mean, I like a good graphic kill but it should at least look a BIT realistic! The makers thought that some t*ts & ass were required in a wannabe cheap horror-flick, but apart from the use of several skimpy bikini's they surprisingly enough threw in more male than female nudity, which all the more proves the European origin of this project. All-in-all this movie maybe can serve for freshmen on a movie-academy as an example of all the faults and traps that any beginning director should avoid. As an attempt for serious entertainment it fails miserably.

MartynGryphon In my lifetime I have seen thousands upon thousands of movies dating back to the pre 1910 biograph days up to the most recent 5.1 cinematic blockbusters. I've seen classic movies that turned out to be stinkers, and stinkers that turned out to be classics. So, with this said, I can say with confidence that I have NEVER EVER seen a film as bad as Silent Bloodnight. In fact, I think I'll go a bit further and go on record by saying that it is probably the worst movie ever made.Silent Bloodnight tries to be your run of the mill teen slasher flick but manages to fall short on so many levels. It's an Austrian film for starters, with Austrian 'actors', (for want of a better expression), who speak in a kind of pidgin English that makes Manuel from Fawlty Tower's sound like Olivier in comparison. This gives the movie an un-intentional comic feel and we get some hilarious lines about 'A Wicious Killer on ze loose' and 'Vhere voz ze wictim found?'.The plot is absolutely ridiculous and the whole movie has obviously been filmed on a 'Just got my Giro' kind of budget. The acting is just arse-clenchingly painful to watch. The main character, Sabrina, is determined to route out the killer when her main objective should be improving her English skills, and dare I say this, she has a seemingly inappropriate relationship with her Police Chief Father who, regardless of the time of day, always wears his uniform with his beret firmly tucked into his epulet straps.The movies ONLY redeeming quality is that the girls are quite hot and spend most of the movie clad in nothing more than figure hugging Bikini's displaying their ample cleavage, and for those that expect it, there is a little bit of nudity thrown in. However, even this does not save this movie from going down the gurgler as cheap titillation can only carry a movie so far.At the end of my reviews, I usually end with the word 'enjoy!'. On this occasion I won't bother as I stand by judgement that there has never been, and probably never will be, a film as bad as Silent Bloodnight and that's definitely a good thing. BEWARE!!!, Avoid this one like bird flu.

Matt Wyatt This Film is absolute rubbish! Worthless acting, worthless script, worthless (zero) plot, worthless direction, worthless lighting.Utter garbage. I'm a big, big fan of horror but this takes the pi**.I can now see why nobody has commented on this before. Thought I should add a warning as it has just started showing on Zone Horror in the UK and people may be fooled into watching it! How it has good an average 3.1 is beyond me!I never watched it all the way to end so unless an ending occurred to rival that of the first Saw Movie then this gets a zero from me (I only wish we could vote zero on here!).Matt (www.myspace.com/MattWyatt1977)