Matcollis This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Cleveronix A different way of telling a story

Sarita Rafferty There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

Celia A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

Stevieboy666 Five friends - 2 guys and 3 girls - take a detour to Uncle Marty's large, country house. Basically this is a soft core porn flick where girls get naked, they take showers, fondle their breast implants and get laid by the sex obsessed guys. Wrapped up as a pitifully bad vampire movie. Martin Shannon, who plays the vampire Marty, is the only member of the cast who has anything approaching acting skills. The rest, in particular Dave Larsen as Kurt, have zero acting ability. The three girls were obviously hired to take off their clothes - which they do so frequently. There is some childish farting going on at the start - including the first babe in shower scene (what a turn off!). A pathetic attempt at humour. The special effects are cheap & rubbish. This is a seriously BAD film, the only reason that I've rated 2 and not 1 out of 10 is that I will give it a little credit for the female nudity.

Scarecrow-88 This movie has characters who define the word obnoxious as SHOWER OF BLOOD follows a small group of friends who stay at a house while on vacation. The house is owned by Lisa's(Lia Montelongo) uncle, Marty(Martin Shannon). There's plenty of potty humor with the soundtrack overlaying the movie with farts and burps. Lisa's boyfriend, Kurt(Dave Larsen) likes to smash empty beer cans across his forehead when he's not slapping the asses of all the girls. Terry(Peter Renaud), his girlfriend Heather(Melissa Mountifield), and Megan(Robin Brown)are the other three traveling in Kurt's van. Terry and Kurt like to toss playful(annoying)insults at one another, usually sex related(this sex humor is also used with their girlfriends as well) A sample of some dialogue from this movie:"Mmm..those are some tits I can sink my teeth into". The movie is indeed laced with vulgar comedy and behavior and the girls seem to tolerate such immature antics, accepting that boys will be boys. One thing you do get and that's naked women taking showers. Long lingering takes with the camera sampling the merchandise. Well, one has to wonder why the girls would have anything to do with the guys that are with them on this trip, Kurt and Terry are crude in their non-subtle ways of flirting with the girls. It doesn't take long before Uncle Marty arrives and starts dining on his niece's friends. The audio of the movie amplifies even the most menial sounds, a slap to the face, a character snoring, gum chewing, everything is loud and trying on the patience. After Lisa performs a minor striptease for Kurt, she engages in soft kisses and they find Uncle Marty peeping on them..can someone say, "creepy." Heather doesn't want to put out for Terry(I can understand why)and he isn't a happy camper. Soon Marty no longer hides who he is from Lisa, and uses Kurt as a slave to capture Heather for his undead bride and use Lisa's blood as part of the ceremony. While this movie was a bitch to sit through, it helps that the actresses Mountifield and Montelongo are beautiful, and willing to spend the whole picture scantily clad and/or naked. The low budget shows throughout, like when computer generated lightning bolts are used. There is one erotic scene where Lisa and Kurt engage in softcore sex in the back of his van, but I found few moments which made this movie experience worthwhile.

Paul Andrews Shower of Blood is set in Galloway County where women have been mysteriously disappearing & their cannibalised bodies turning up, a killer is on the loose! Lovers Kurt (Dave Larsen) & Lisa (Lia Montelongo) along with three of their friends, Megan (Robin Brown) who seems to fart a lot, Heather (Melissa Mountifield) & Terry (Peter Renaud) decide to venture in Galloway Woods where the bodies have been found to make an impromptu visit to Lisa's uncle Marty's (Martin Shannon) place & stay the night. Once there there's no sign of uncle Marty so they break in & make themselves comfortable, when uncle Marty does eventually turn up he has an evil secret he's all to keen to share with his unexpected house-guests...Directed by Tiffany Kilbourne this straight to video/DVD zero budget piece of crap proves that women can make a horror film just as badly as any man. We've all heard of bottom of the barrel Z movies right? Well as far as Shower of Sh*t, sorry Blood goes it's so crap we'd have to invent a 27th letter of the alphabet! The awful script is credited to David C. Hayes, Kyle Kline & Keith Knapp, that's right folks it took three people to write a screenplay this bad... For a start the story is crap & utterly predictable, the pacing is awful & basically nothing happens for what seems like hours, the character's are really bad even by annoying American teen standards & there's nothing here even remotely interesting or entertaining as far as I'm concerned. Call me hard to please & fussy but I actually like my films to have a story, make sense & entertain me, someone tell me am I really asking for too much? The entire first half an hour of Shower of Sh*t, sorry there I go again, Blood consists of arguments between the five annoying teens about who is going to bring their luggage in! Seriously, someone wants some help to bring it in while the other's don't want to help, yep this is exciting stuff folks. The things which happen, or should that be randomly occur, are never explained like who killed Terry & hung him from the tree? How come uncle Marty is a Vampire? Why is this film so bad? This is the sort of crap which is making me lose interest in the horror genre, the genre which I love & always have but when I see this shot on a digital camcorder with amateur actors & crew complete with CGI computer effects that belong in a late 80's Nintendo game like this I lose just a little bit more enthusiasm for the genre that has given me so much pleasure & entertainment over the years & that makes me sad.Director Kilbourne thinks as long as you make all of your female cast members strip & bare their ample breasts on a regular basis no-one will notice how rotten your film is, she's wrong because I for one noticed. Virtually every conversation or situation in Shower of Sh*t is geared towards getting the female cast to get their breasts out, at one point it's specifically mentioned that uncle Marty has four separate showers in his house just so all the girls have the opportunity to strip & shower whenever they feel like it. The horror elements are poor, it's not scary or atmospheric & there's far more naked breasts on show than blood. Gore wise there's a bitten neck, someone cuts her breast with a straight razor & some Vampire dude drinks from it & that's about it.Technically the film is a glorified home movie, it looks like it was shot on a digital camcorder & I just hate the look of video rather than proper film. To give it some credit the film is surprisingly well lit on occasion but that's hardly any compensation for sitting through this. The acting is awful from everyone involved.Shower of Blood is one of those crap films I'd have turned off after half an hour if I wasn't going to review it, in the interest of fairness I stuck it out which wasn't easy & if I had switched it off after thirty minutes I wouldn't have missed anything. Seriously not recommended.

slowhump This movie is so bad that it is good. You must watch this movie with a group of your closest friends to really enjoy the over-acting, bad sound effects, boobs constantly on screen (the opening credits start you off, then you won't have a gap larger than 6 minutes for them to show up again through out the film), and music that'll just make you laugh.I haven't had so much fun watching a movie with my friends. This isn't for serious people, and it won't make you happy if you are expecting something good to watch. If you want to watch something that makes you think you can make a better movie yourself, this is for you.