Santa with Muscles

1996 "He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!"
2.6| 1h38m| PG| en| More Info
Released: 08 November 1996 Released
Producted By: Hit Entertainment
Country: United States of America
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Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

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Action, Comedy, Family

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Director

John Murlowski

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Hit Entertainment

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Santa with Muscles Audience Reviews

Ensofter Overrated and overhyped
Iseerphia All that we are seeing on the screen is happening with real people, real action sequences in the background, forcing the eye to watch as if we were there.
Rio Hayward All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Brooklynn There's a more than satisfactory amount of boom-boom in the movie's trim running time.
Hugh Jass the first 14 or 19 minutes it has nothing to do with Santa having muscles but when Santa gets muscles it is shown in the worst way possible and when Blake returns to himself in the worst way possible I was angry ultimately putting on the worst on my worst movie list. The Movie Is trying to be funny but sadly enough... THIS ISN'T EVEN HULK HOGAN'S WORST Piece OF "ART" I'VE EVER SEEN. No Wonder this is in bottom 100 but I think it should be #19 because there is a lot more movies worse than this deformed creature known as Santa With Muscles. I found the room Better because at least it was funny because Tommy was thinking we thought it was art
Seth Nelson "He" referring to Hulk Hogan, which I consider the America's Tor Johnson. Tor starred in many bad movies; so does Hulk. Both are very funny in each of their performances! In my opinion, "Santa with Muscles" is where all the fun and the laughs are! Hearing that "Eegah"-like "Watch out, he's got a candy cane!" makes me laugh until I cry! And I laugh so much, I cry until I can do neither of those things anymore! That's the secret recipe for a great family holiday film: Laughs + Good Clean Family Fun (none of that "Bad Santa" stuff, please!) = The Best Holiday Family Film In The History Of The Universe! Let "Santa with Muscles" be the centerpiece of your entertainment next Christmas!
a9064 Encouraged by the scathing reviews of this film, a friend of mine bought the DVD of this film, having it posted from Australia. Having subsequently borrowed and watched it, I must say that it is not worth buying, but it is very well suited for Christmas broadcast. The plot is thin and predictable but also cheerful and uplifting, although there are several strange twists at the finish, and the plot holes are just explained away by... well, what we assume is magic or psychic ability. The jokes are terrible, but the acting is of acceptable quality, especially the two central characters, Blake and Elizabeth.No, it's not a film you should show people if you want to keep them as friends. No, it's not worth ever watching again. But for what it is, a cheap and cheesy child-suitable action flick, it works well. Overall, I rate this film a 6.
johnnyboygoss I thought that this was actually one of HOGANS better movies. It seems like every time HOGAN comes out with a new movie, no matter what kind of movie it is, before people even watch the movie they are all ready to put it down without even giving it a chance. Most of HOGANS movies are not meant to win any awards as much as they are just meant to be good clean family comedy's.This is a movie that i try to watch at least once or twice during the Christmas season. With wrestling and making movies having a lot in common I think if HOGAN wanted to he could be a "better actor" if he wanted to, but I believe he goes into these movies just to have fun and make some kids happy.