Ketrivie
It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.
Doomtomylo
a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
Myron Clemons
A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.
Tyreece Hulme
One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
Dom Nickson
Spoiler Alert! If you watched this film you may have regretted it like I did! This film is so fake and unfunny I think it deserves a 1 because the only redeeming quality was when George Clooney was shown for about 2 minutes before they kill him off which is a shame because out of the whole cast he was the only one that actually could be considered a decent actor. This movie is a long drawn out boring film that tries to be funny but fails miserably. Why does George Clooney always get stuck in the worst films. First Batman and Robin then this piece of garbage. Do yourselves a favor and just walk away, please this film is so terribly written that it is just an insult to being called a film. Even movies like Mr. Jingles, Killjoy, and Skeleton man were better than this! Out of 10 it's a solid 0.5!
Michael O'Keefe
Fake gore, but fun to look at. In 1982, Crippen High was the scene of vicious and brutal murders; and the killer was never captured. Time has past and a movie crew goes back to make a horror flick depicting the gruesome events in the actual halls of the abandoned school. Before filming is wrapped, it becomes apparent that they are not alone. Are the new murders scripted? Are the new murders even real? This movie is actually interesting; a fun watch with a group of friends. The cast may remind you of an episode of Love Boat; featured are: Alex Rocco, George Clooney, Maureen McCormick, Scott Jacoby, Lori Lethin, Phiip McKeon, Vince Edwards and Richard Brestoff.
HAWKEYE
PU!This was absolutely the WORST movie of all time! The only thing gory about this movie is from all of the viewers that poked out their own eyes after watching it! Sadly it is the BEST thing George Clooney has EVER done! Gee, I wonder why Maureen McCormick has such a great career?(!) You'll need to light a scented candle and two cans of air freshener to get the stink of this movie out of your house! AVOID wasting your money on this piece of crap!What were Vince Edwards and Alex Rocco thinking when they agreed to be in this turkey?!
Mr_Ectoplasma
"Return To Horror High" is one corny '80s horror flick. The movie is about a film company, Cosmic Pictures, who decides to shoot a movie at an abandoned high school, Crippen High School. Years ago, there was a brutal massacre that took place in the school, and now the movie being filmed is based on the events that took place. Then, one by one, cast and crew members and others involved in the film begin disappearing and being murdered. It seems as if the events that took place years before are repeating itself.This movie is an ultimate cheese-fest, plain and simple. The majority of the movie is just a compilation of badly-edited scenes with lots of fake blood, campy murder sequences, and mediocre acting. The whole idea and basis of the movie is rather ridiculous, and I'll say the performances weren't quite convincing either. On a high note, the movie does feature a younger George Clooney who plays a cast member in the film, which was interesting to see. And Maureen McCormick (who played the infamous Marcia Brady on "The Brady Bunch") also appears as a female cop. But they don't really do anything to save this movie anyway. It's been a few years since I watched this movie, so the details are pretty vague to me, but overall this movie wasn't anything too great.Bottom line is, if you like really corny horror movies, then you might enjoy this obscure little '80s horror picture. But for the majority of people, this movie wouldn't offer anything that is remotely interesting or that we haven't seen before. You'll probably want to pass on it. 3/10.