Jeanskynebu
the audience applauded
Thehibikiew
Not even bad in a good way
BeSummers
Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.
Haven Kaycee
It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film
adonis98-743-186503
Noah is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world. Noah is definitely not one of the best religion driven film i've ever seen but it's definitely one of the less bad ones and in terms of acting everyone did their part quite well, the visauals were also pretty damn good but unfortunately the film makes some choices that kind hurt it (especially the gian rock creatures weren't needed) but it's at least way better than 'Mother' and makes much more sense also even tho it's no masterpiece itself either. (7/10)
Donald Bolton (pzn-30543)
Everyone knows Hollywood is run by non-Christians. So let me tell you the truth (and we discussed this at church) Noah was a prophet of God and would never ever endorse or allow the left wingers to conduct an abortion in his presence.
God and his prophet would raze the ship (ark) and its passengers first before allowing abortion to go ahead. Life is given to us by creator.
MAGA
dr-skam
I'll be brief... Read the title again !!! Here you go... Just one more time to be sure.
a.lampert
I've noticed that Darren Aronofsky, the director of this clunker, has only one other film to his credit so far, another flop called Mother. Does this mean that the money men will send him the way of Michael Cimino who quietly disappeared after Heaven's Gate? Surprising as he made two pictures I loved, The Wrestler and Black Swan. What went wrong? Well I'd advise no one over the age of thirteen waste precious movie time on this dud. I was brought up on the bible stories, not that I'm religious, but this pic really has little to do with the traditional story other than the main character is called Noah and he's building an ark, which actually looks like a long oblong box. I understand from what I've read that the Transformer like rock creatures here were meant to be some kind of angels but in all honesty by the time they arrived I couldn't care less about the rest of the film and didn't really have a clue as to what was going on. Anthony Hopkins turned up as he invariably does these days, and it reminded me of all those has been British MP's who turn up at the House of Lords each day to collect their £300. I rest my case. One star out of ten as I can't go any lower. Is Russell Crowe getting hard up for a buck? Oh! and Emma Watson is just a wooden here as she was in the Harry Potter pics. Poor young lady has a long way to go to create any screen prescence I'm afraid.
