ferbs54
Back in the early '60s, when I was a very young lad, there were two television programs that held a great fascination for my young mind. One was the part live/part puppet-animated kiddie show "Diver Dan," which featured the undersea adventures of the titular hero, and showcased one very beautiful blonde mermaid, called Miss Minerva. The other program was one that I have a feeling not too many remember, for the simple reason that it only lasted 13 episodes in the fall of '63. That show was simply called "Glynis," and featured the exploits of its star, Welsh actress Glynis Johns, playing a kooky mystery writer. As a child, I was fascinated by this lovely heroine, with her cracked and husky voice (Glynis' voice has always been as distinctive, in its own way, as that of Jean Arthur, Bette Davis or Katharine Hepburn), and my liking of her only increased over the decades, as I got to see her in such films as "Mary Poppins," "The Court Jester," "The Cabinet of Caligari," "The Vault of Horror" and others. Thus, it was perhaps inevitable that I was predisposed to enjoy Glyins' 1948 film "Miranda," a British fantasy in which she not only appears in the full flush of her beauty, but plays the titular blonde mermaid as well! As charming and delightful a film as could be imagined, "Miranda" was indeed a big hit with the public back when, leading to a belated but equally charming sequel, "Mad About Men," six years later.In the film, one Dr. Paul Martin (Griffith Jones) decides to take a little fishing vacation in Cornwall, while his wife Clare (the great British actress Googie Withers, who had appeared three years earlier in one of this viewer's favorite films, "Dead of Night") stays at home in London. Martin casts out his line and winds up with the biggest catch of his life: Miranda the mermaid, who drags him over the side of his boat and brings him down to her underwater cave. Miranda proceeds to turn the poor doctor's life upside down (indeed, when we first see her, she is seen upside down, from the doctor's supine POV). She tells him that he is a prisoner there but that she will let him go if he brings her to London with him for a few weeks, so that she can have some fun and look around. Thus, Miranda is brought to the doctor's home, ensconced in a wheelchair with her fin wrapped in a blanket, and Clare is told that the beautiful creature is a convalescent case who needs looking after. Miranda wastes little time enchanting all the men around her, including the Martins' chauffeur Charles (David Tomlinson), much to the chagrin of his fiancée Betty (Yvonne Owen), as well as painter/artist Nigel (John McCallum), who is engaged to the Martins' neighbor, Isobel (Sonia Holm). Dr. Martin also brings in a very eccentric personage to look after her, Nurse Carey (the great Margaret Rutherford, who had starred in another great British fantasy, "Blithe Spirit," three years earlier), while Miranda engages in all kinds of hijinks, including catching fish at the zoo, eating a trayful of cockles being sold by a street vendor, singing her siren song at Covent Garden's Royal Opera House, and, as mentioned, coming close to busting up no less than three relationships...."Miranda" was adapted for the screen by Peter Blackmore, from his play, and he has just peppered his clever script with an abundance of witty lines. (Thus, "Did you catch any big ones?" Clare asks her husband on his return. And later, as Miranda's behavior becomes increasingly suspicious, Googie mutters "There's something very fishy about this case.") Director Ken Annakin, who would go on to direct such films as "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines" and "Battle of the Bulge," helms his film marvelously, keeping it to a compact 80 minutes. The film is in the best tradition of British cinematic class and quality, and is a fully adult and sophisticated fantasy. (Interestingly, Clare becomes suspicious of Miranda by dint of the fact that there are no panties in her drawer, and the word "panties" is mentioned several times; this, 11 years before the American film "Anatomy of a Murder" mentioned the same word and caused something of a scandal here in the benighted States!) But if there is any one element of the film that can be pointed to as its principal triumph, it is Glynis herself, who is absolutely charming (sorry, can't get away from that word) in the title role. "She's the ultimate catch," proclaimed the film's poster, and very few male viewers would be inclined to disagree. "She's incredibly pretty," proclaims Isobel, to which Clare responds "She's pretty incredible," and again, few would give the two beleaguered ladies any argument. Glynis makes the film one very sweet and enjoyable fantasy, indeed; a film that remains entertaining and winning all the way up to that truly surprising final shot, and the last word that appears on the screen; not "THE END," as might ordinarily be expected, but rather, and hilariously, FIN.
mark.waltz
When an exhausted doctor (Griffith Jones) takes a vacation from office and wife (Googie Withers), he heads out fishing and rather than pulling up the biggest catch of his life, ends up getting pulled in! At the other end of the pole, he finds himself woken up by the most unusual creature he'll ever encounter in his life-a mermaid! British beauty Glynis Johns is the man-crazy half girl/half fish who wants desperately to live amongst the humans, just like Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid". However, unlike Disney's animated Ariel, Johns' Miranda does not sing. But before you break into a chorus of "Send in the Crabs", consider what Johns does do on earth. With the benefit of some really LONG evening gowns, she comes up to earth and turns the society world of London upside down, disrupting not only Jones and Withers' marriage, but the engagements of their neighbor Sonia Holm and her struggling artist boyfriend John McCallum, as well as maid Yvonne Owen and chauffeur David Tomlinson. Yes, 16 years before they hired a magical nanny for their children in "Mary Poppins", Johns and Tomlinson worked together in a sweet romantic mystical comedy that isn't as American as "Mr. Peabody" or "Splash", but features the old school charm of Great Britain's upper crust.Naturally, a creature as striking as Johns' Miranda would excite the men and upset the women, and Glynis is perfectly charming doing all that. But even as much as the women are upset by her presence, they can't help but like her personally. There's a very funny scene where Johns and Jones attend the opera and during intermission, Johns starts singing the act finale aria. Wherever she goes, she attracts attention, makes special necklaces for all of the men (which includes her hair) and even gets McCallum to paint her portrait which makes his fiancée Holm hopping mad. To add flame to this mermaid's fire, there's also a very funny twist at the end as well as a very clever way of putting in "The End". This also takes on the old mythological thesis about mermaids in the sense that folklore had mystical sea creatures like mermaids attracting lonely sailors and leading them in the sea to their deaths. That doesn't happen here, but Miranda certainly has no shame when it comes to winning the affections of every man she encounters. Lavishly filmed, intelligently written and wonderfully acted, "Miranda" is a delightful light romantic fantasy.
Jimmy L.
Miranda has lived a sheltered life under the sea. You see, she's a mermaid. She's read magazines, of course, and she wants to experience the finer things of life on land. (She just loves the opera.) Posing as a cripple, the man-crazy mermaid (played by the lovely Glynis Johns) stirs things up for a young doctor and his wife, their friends, and their servants when she comes to stay at their London flat.This movie wastes no time getting the plot rolling. The man meets the mermaid about two minutes after the main titles. And away they go.The script is saucy and filled with British wit and the movie benefits from fine performances from the ensemble (including the great Margaret Rutherford and Glynis Johns's future "Mary Poppins" husband David Tomlinson). Johns is young and beautiful and she handles her part well, flirting with all the boys and driving the women mad.Out of the gate, this film looks like it is going to be terrible. I don't know anything about camera equipment or film stock, but this movie *looks* like a TV show. Just the way the actors move around on-screen. (Low budget?) It's certainly not a glossy Hollywood production. And the beginning scenes introducing the mermaid are so rushed and amateur looking. And there are some pretty unconvincing lip-syncs when Miranda "sings" at various points throughout the movie.Luckily a charming script and a capable cast make this a breezy little distraction.
rsechny
While out fishing, Dr. Paul Martin is himself caught by a mermaid by the name of Miranda. She brings him to her undersea cave, agreeing to release him only in exchange for a trip to London as his "patient". It is made clear early on that Miranda and men find each other irresistible, and she quickly adds the chauffeur and the fiancé of Paul's neighbor to her list of conquests. This causes more than a little consternation among their respective women, whose pity turns to jealous anger over their eagerness to carry and otherwise indulge the wheelchair-bound Miranda. Since Miranda sleeps in a tub of cold water at night, and her diet consists almost exclusively of raw fish, it's only a matter of time before her secret is revealed (one hilarious clue is that she treats the goldfish bowl as sort of a candy dish). Glynis Johns is utterly charming as Miranda, and Googie Withers is excellent as Paul's ultimately understanding wife. Despite the improbable premise, one can't help but be drawn into this very funny film. And don't miss the scene at the very end, which may leave more questions asked than answered.
