Supelice
Dreadfully Boring
Voxitype
Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.
Ogosmith
Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.
cmp_gr
One of the most ridiculous films I have ever seen. I have not seen the prequel, but I do not think it could be any better, or it would change my opinion for this one. I trusted the cast and I was deeply disappointed. Above all, Danny Trejo in a role, that did not suit him, brought him completely out of his usual style, thus making an ass out of him. IMHO he cannot support a large range of roles. Was this crap of a film a parody of action films, a slapstick, or what?My vote 2/1O.
lukem-52760
What a terrible mess it may as well be a loony tunes episode!!! The first film is Excellent & a revenge Action Thriller but this sequel is a STUPID spoof, just TERRIBLE
rodrig58
A comedy in fact, with a lot of action James Bond style, but with the new Mexican hero Machete. The most pleasant surprise is Mel Gibson, then Antonio Banderas. Of course, feminine beauties, almost naked, Sofía Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Alexa PenaVega, Lady Gaga. Something more dressed, Amber Heard. Charlie Sheen, Demian Bichir, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Walton Goggins are funny. Cool music and many spectacular scenes. It's worth seeing, it's fun.
Andrew Gold
I love Machete. The character is incredible, the premise is perfect, literally everything about it just screams B-movie stupidity, and it's insanely awesome. I actually saw this movie before the first Machete so I wasn't sure what to expect, and I laughed until it hurt. Seriously, it was everything I wanted in a silly action movie. Machete Kills is somehow even more ridiculous than the first one, this time with president Charlie Sheen ordering Machete to go after a lunatic nuclear arms dealer played to perfection by Demian Bichir, and Mel Gibson wants to destroy the world and colonize space. Yeah, and you thought De Niro playing George Bush was crazy. Mel Gibson is basically a Bond villain in this movie. This is another revenge story, except this time it's Machete's love interest Jessica Alba who is killed in front of him. Needless to say when President Sheen asks him to go on this suicide mission, Machete isn't exactly in the best frame of mind. Then again, it's f*cking Danny Trejo, so he's awesome at it anyway. The first half of the movie focuses more on Machete going after this crazy arms dealer, with random villains like Sofia Vergara with machine gun tits coming after him. There's also the shapeshifter El Cameleon played by Cuba Gooding Jr, Lady Gaga, and Antonio Banderas. Literally the best plot device to get as many famous people in a movie as possible. Then Mel kicks in during the second half of the movie and that's where it goes full-on ridiculous mode (in the best way, as if it wasn't ridiculous enough before).After seeing Machete and Machete Kills back to back, I realize the only thing that makes Machete Kills slightly weaker is that the laughs aren't as consistent. Machete had me on the floor 90 percent of the time. Machete Kills is more like, 70 percent hilarity and 30 percent of jokes that either don't hit or are just repeated to the point of desensitization. Still, when the jokes hit, they are laugh-out-loud funny. There are gags in this movie that make the original Machete look like a documentary. Oh, and Amber Heard is the special agent helping Machete this time, and she tries to do an accent every once in a while and fails miserably, but who cares because she's sex on a stick. That's basically the trend in these movies. You try to analyze something and then think to yourself, "Who cares?" It's so damn entertaining you don't have to think at all. Just lay back and enjoy the gratuitous violence, T&A, and everything else you'd want in a ridiculous action-packed B-movie. I, for one, cannot wait for the sequel.