EssenceStory Well Deserved Praise

StunnaKrypto Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

Derry Herrera Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

Bob This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

EVOL666 Our favorite Brazilian midget exploit star is back in MINI VAMPIRE TAINTS - another bizarre outing from the land that brought us such classics as SEXUAL EMOTIONS OF A DONKEY, IN THE HEAT OF THE HOLE, and EXPLICIT COMMAND (amongst MANY others).This one has the pint-sized pervert runnin' around and peepin' in on couples getting' their groove on, set to a ripped-off 80's music sound-track. Chumb rolls around the 'hood suckin' on necks and used tampons to feed his habit for blood, and as long as he's rockin' his Sonny Crockett Ray-Ban knock-offs, he can even chill out in the sun!Who the hell knows what the "plot" of this hardcore sexploiter is (as I surely don't speak Portugese...), but I know it's a good bit of fun. Sleazy and funny in equal measures, I've grown quite fond of the 80's Brazilian exploit scene and suggest that other like minded exploit-lovers grab a hold of as many of these rare films as you can - I doubt you'll be disappointed. MINI VAMPIRE TAINTS isn't the best of the bunch - but definitely worth a look...7/10