FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Ogosmith Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

Leoni Haney Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.

Yazmin Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.

Michael Ledo Tina (Jessica Willis) wins a U-Tube dare and goes to a cabin in the woods with 3 other friends. Here there is a tape recorder and they break a TV as evil things happen as an homage to "Evil Dead."The acting was hit and miss, i.e. the girls did better as evil characters The dialogue and scenes were mostly stolen from other films. The commentary on the film tells you where they stole obscure scenes from other films: "Predator 2", "The Ring," "Skeleton Key,: "Feardotcom," "Carrie", and "Ichi the killer." The commentary was unprofessional as we get to listen to the rustling of a bag of chip as well as the crunching while being eaten. The rest of the time they discuss why the scene didn't work and the film they wanted to make had they been able to get the insurance for using chainsaws.( Most chainsaws don't use the blade and have their sound dubbed.)Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Girls in bra/panties or a bikini because Jori's mother wouldn't her be shot in her undies.

mommy-89639 From the very beginning, nothing made sense. I watched this for over 80 minutes and have no idea what the hell that movie was about. Please don't watch this. I promise, it will be the biggest mistake of your life.

kabii Awful isn't even enough to describe this failed piece of a movie. It shouldn't even be called a movie because it just has no beginning and no end. Even for a low budget movie it's "horrible"First of all, the movie starts like the average teenager horror movies. You get shown the crew, 4 teenager girls, who won a travel to a cabin in the woods via YouTube. Yes that is true a cabin in the fu**ing woods. And from the time they arrive, you just don't know what's happening. I watched the entire movie and I really have no clue what the f**k is going on. This is literally just some random visual effects put in a blender and this "movie" is the outcome. I have never wasted my time before in my life as with this piece of s**t. I hope, that everyone who finds this movie through IMDb, looks at the user reviews and reads mine because I REALLY WANT that NOBODY has to watch this movie ever again! I am outta here!

Bloodmarsh Krackoon N O T! You guys seriously bought that? Well, I guess it could be true, if you removed Bruce Campbell/Sam Raimi from Evil Dead, and replaced everything awesome about Cabin in the Woods - then put the Crum brothers in charge (I assume they're brothers.) Imagine how much fun that would be! Okay, so it wouldn't be any fun at all. Moving on.'Cypress Crap's' budget is nonexistent, and the sound is enough to make you cringe. The dialogue is on an entirely different level of bad. It's like the writer just did a copy and paste on random Facebook posts, and called it a day. Yes, it's THAT bad. Whatever budget they had was blown on the nice looking cast, which consists of, my best guess, four strippers looking to make it big in Hollywood. They're certainly not actresses. Now, we shouldn't be too hard on the Crum's, because even though their film is atrocious - they probably had some nice parties during filming (you lucky guys.) As for the plot - you have a group of strippers... err... I mean... friends - heading out to a cabin in the woods - a cabin that 'no one owns,' and was discovered on Youtube. Who'd pass on an opportunity like that? What could possibly go wrong? Sarcasm aside, there isn't a single redeeming quality about 'Cypress Creek.' It's an 80 minute film that made me feel as if I was viewing it in slow motion, because it never seemed to end. Random Ramblings of a Madman: You ever wonder what 'Zombeavers' would be like without the Zombie beavers? Wonder no more. My apologies to the makers of 'Zombeavers.' I actually enjoyed that film.