Humbersi
The first must-see film of the year.
Janae Milner
Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.
Tyreece Hulme
One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
Ortiz
Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.
Debamalya Das
This movie is awful, just about everything in the move is bad. If you are a normal human being & never been to any mental asylum this movie might make you puke. Whats sad is that this movie stars Stallone & Denise Richards, so many non-Indians might watch it for them and make a wrong assumption about Indian movies. To all them I must say, this is not what a Indian movie is. This is not even a film, its just a caricature to make money pleasing the uneducated sex-starved class. This ones doesn't have any story, acting is terrible. The leading lady Kareena Kapoor has a song where she is seducing a man & is fully clothed, but her dance moves & hand gestures are so vulgar that you will feel ashamed. The film is a misogynist film, showing women in poor light. The Hollywood talent are wasted & made fun of. Avoid is if you love yourself.
Sherazade
The cameos The stars The 2nd bananas (Aftab Shivdasani & Amrita Arora as tag-alongs)The clichés The stereotypes The recycles (borrowing for other movies)The ridiculous lines Where do you start when everything is just horrible? Um, well you just jump right in and it doesn't matter whether or not you make sense, you can't be worse than this wretched movie. Definitely one of the worst films I have seen in a long while. The cameos by Denise Richards and Sylvester Stallone are both "SHOULDN'T HAVES". The Best of the the cameos was by Brandon Routh (Superman) who enters and exits quickly at the start of the film and handles his scenes and lines very well. The worst: a tie between Denise Richards and Sylvester Stallone "I can't wait to make golden babies with you, with your skin and my eyes..." Denise Richards should have said no not only to that line but the entire script as well but then again it's a recession and she probably needed the extra cash. Although, I find it hard to believe that a Bollywood film would offer her more money than a Hollywood B-movie would. Stallone on the other hand would have faired better had his cameo only been when he appeared to present his stunt double with an achievement award but instead, he has one more scene where he appears as John Rambo to save Bebo and her friend from street L.A. thugs after which he speaks two words in Hindi. He shouldn't have!!!!!!! Ugh!The film is riddled with every cliché in the book, every stereotype (from implying that all White women are loose, trashy-dressing bimbos to saying that all Black women are fat, loud and unattractive, you name it, it's in this film) and of course in typical Indian Cinema fashion, Indians are portrayed to be superior to every other race, which is why the virtue of Bebo(Kareena Kapoor) is preserved despite her gallivanting around town in the skimpiest and most see-through-bra-less-boob-shaking of her size zero clothing and winding naked in bed with her arch nemesis. I think I just vomited in my mouth a little when Aftab Shivdasani's character showed up to announce to Bebo that despite her being naked in his brother's bed, his brother was a gentleman. Yeah bloody right, if anybody in the audience believed that, well, then I've got a bridge I'd like to sell them. Pardon me as I role my eyes. Let's not even talk about Kareena trying to force her real life nickname into celluloid immortality having nearly every character call her that and made worse by the fact that there is a rather banal sounding six-year-old written poor excuse for a song entitled 'Bebo me Bebo'. Ugh, okay I just threw up.At some point in the movie, Bebo says something very sensible "Originals are always better" um, advise Kareena and the director should have taken. Kareena tries to hard to be something that she is not, sometimes you have to wonder if she is even acting at all. I remember when 'Dhoom 2' came out, she commented very vocally in the press, saying that she would have done a better job had she played the lead role of Sunehri (essayed by Aishwarya Rai). Okay, she had her turn her to play a similar western influenced character with her bikinis and kissing scenes, yet it all turned out lackluster. Hrithik kissed Aishwarya and the whole world collectively sighed (heck they even got sued), Bebo kissed Akki (more than 3 times in this film) and all we heard were crickets sounds that left us all with a collective sour taste in our mouths and 2.5 hours of our lives that we can't get back. She even had the guts to try and relive her glory days of 'Ye Mera Dil' from Don where she danced the same routine she did with Shahrukh Khan now with Akshaye Kumar yet nobody even talked about it, obviously because we all felt ripped off and insulted. Just liked when they hyped her up for 'Golmaal Returns' and how she supposedly had a cat woman song that was supposedly better than Beyonce (don't even ask me why they compared her to Beyonce! As if the Drama of Rimii dissing Black women's beauty in Part 1 was not enough) any-who, it was crap (as if somebody as shallow as Kareena can outshine Beyonce). Kareeena, listen to your own Lines: the original is always better. :-) ^_^
Jay Rock
This is one of the worst movies ever. I have promised not to ever watch a movie with Akshay Kumar - such an annoying actor. How can writers write this movie, who pays for such stories and where is the talent of the director who brings the worst? Bollywood has something going for itself globally. Please don't make such movies as it really brings our hopes down. Please do the entire Indian movie fans a favor by not embarrassing us with such bad talent. I do think that this movie is deliberately suggestive to sell more tickets but please then show more and convert these movies in 'blue category'. Director/actor/writer deserve decency training.
Angelus2
I had no intention of watching this movie, the moment I saw the very bad trailer on B4U..I thought, another attempt at trying to make a 'Hollywood' movie...My friend, who has never seen a Bollywood movie caught an interview on Sky news and dragged me along with her...I was embarrassed for both of us..As the jokes were a little racist...The script is just bad....Really, really bad...(I can't stress how bad it is).There was only one good song...Akshay just doesn't work in this movie...And Kareena Kapoor is just, ugly...(yeeshe). And why on earth did they have to put the likes of Stallone, Routh and Richards on this rubbish project... Surely if the Indian film industry want to introduce their films to the wider market, go with someone like Aamir Khan or Shahrukh Khan...Kabhie Khushie Kabhie Gham would work...But I seriously ask you to avoid...