I'm Not Jesus Mommy

2011 "Come back soon..."
2.7| 1h29m| R| en| More Info
Released: 06 May 2011 Released
Producted By: Fortaleza Filmworks
Country: United States of America
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Kimberly will stop at nothing to have a child of her own. Recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an opportunity and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, Roger, the head researcher of the cloning project returns to reveal that David was cloned from DNA taken from the Shroud of Turin... from blood of Christ.

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Director

Vaughn Juares

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Fortaleza Filmworks

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Ameriatch One of the best films i have seen
Protraph Lack of good storyline.
GurlyIamBeach Instant Favorite.
Yazmin Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
T W There is simply too many issues with this film to list them all. However, the most blaring of them all, Bridget McGrath should never step on stage or a set again. "Devil's Angel" or "I'm not Jesus mommy" had such potential but was poorly acted and executed. I will not add spoilers to this review, nor will I provide an opinion on the premise of this film. I will say, thank goodness for Redbox. At $1.20 I don't feel as cheated, heck if available on Netflix, the price is ever lower depending on the quantity of movies you watch in a month.While Bridget McGrath is a lousy, unattractive actress, I am more appalled at what is considered art. No, I am not an actor, nor a writer. I am simply a member of the masses which enjoy movies/films. If you which to waste 98 mins of your life and add another film to your list, go ahead and watch it. But be warned, you will walk away scratching your head asking yourself, what the hell did I just watch.
roswelljones-343-887744 This was by any measure a bad film. I cannot defend the poor writing, the poor acting and horrible casting, they are indefensible. This was basically a family project financed, produced, directed, written and acted by a husband and wife team...and it shows. The other reviews are so unkind that they deserve mention. The lead actress is a plain woman who is as they say politely "full figured" and is the star because she is the Exectutive Producer and Produce, therefore she paid for the movies and ergo she is the star. To refer to her as fat and ugly is cruel and unkind. I do think that she could have been prepped better, but I would also note that some TV stars are less attractive and larger that she is, but are fawned over by the press. Also the religious sub theme of this film is attacked in almost every review, had the theme been the coming of Satan it would have been received more favorably. Let's just say this is a BAD Sci Fi film and leave it at that.
tricky1ricky This was re-released in 2012 under the title Devil's Angel. produced by Fortaleza Filmwork and distributed by Warner Brothers.Language: English Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only) Rated: R (Restricted) Studio: Maverick Entertainment Group DVD Release Date: November 13, 2012 Run Time: 86 minutesPlot: Kimberly is the mother of the world's first successful human clone, a son named David. Seven years after his birth the Earth is plagued with war, famine, and natural disasters that seem to be emanating from the young boy himself.Review: After illegally implanting herself so she can have a baby, a woman pays for it later along with everyone else as the future deteriorates in the US. There is a connection between this and her young son, shown later at age 7, but you can guess what it is from the DVD cover. Creepy, and eerily shot with 35mm and some deliberate lack of focus.
maryst-helen I recently was invited to an early, private screening of this film by a friend of one of the film makers.I was going to give my opinion of the film, which I thought I had already formulated based on the synopsis; not my taste.The second coming of Christ... through cloning... too far fetched for my blood. That was the opinion that I was building up. I was considering how to voice my opinion, should a Q and A arise. I was prepared.I was wrong.This film is very impressive. Director Vaughn Juares has knocked on out of the park.More impressive than the film is that Vaughn and his wife Bridget McGrath shot this film over the course of 2 years for almost no money. I was blown away when I heard this.This film looks like a Hollywood movie. It sounds like a Hollywood movie. The actors, though nameless, act like Hollywood actors.Don't Hollywood movies cost millions of dollars? This story is very thoughtful and gritty-real. It could happen. For Christ's sake I hope not, though. Vaughn Juares and his writing partner, Joseph Schneider, have proved they know how to tell a story worth the inflated price of a movie ticket.The rumor is that Man Made will film next spring. Watch it as soon as you get a chance.