TrueJoshNight
Truly Dreadful Film
MonsterPerfect
Good idea lost in the noise
Kidskycom
It's funny watching the elements come together in this complicated scam. On one hand, the set-up isn't quite as complex as it seems, but there's an easy sense of fun in every exchange.
Woodyanders
Zorkon (a hilariously dorky portrayal by director/co-writer John Bacchus) and Galaxia (luscious slinky blonde Laurie Wallace) are a couple of aliens who come to Earth to learn how to reproduce in order to save their dying race. However, things go awry after Galaxia discovers that she's a lesbian, which in turn could undermine the success of their desperate mission. Bacchus delivers what the central premise promises in highly arousing spades: Copious tasty female nudity and loads of steamy simulated sex primarily of the scorching girl on girl variety. Moreover, the basic plot unfolds at a quick pace, the dodgy dimestore CGI effects provide a few substantial unintentional belly laughs, and the amusing sense of cheerful lowbrow humor keeps things bubbling along. The bevy of sexy gals qualifies as another major plus: The ever-delicious punk/Goth brunette Darian Caine (in her film debut as a call girl), fetching Victoria Vega, and enticing golden-tressed stunner Natalia Ashe, whose poolside session with Wallace rates as the definite erotic highlight of the entire picture. Wallace projects a winning blend of sweet innocence and eager wide-eyed curiosity in her role that positively burns up the screen (and her often naked slim body is simply divine!). Pretty hot stuff.
David Brown
This review contains spoilers.Girl Explores Girl is definitely a mixed bag. The story concerns two aliens (a guy and a girl) who come to earth to learn about sex. The girl goes off and discovers that she's a lesbian. The guy hires strippers. This thing is ultra low budget, with bad dialog and horrible attempts at comedy. It looks like it was filmed at an apartment complex early in the morning when everybody was still asleep.But it's softcore porn, so what really matters are the sex scenes. That's where the movie is the most frustrating. All the scenes that involve the guy and his strippers (Darian Caine and Victoria Vega) aren't really good. I thought Victoria was attractive and she has a good body. But Darian doesn't do anything for me. They have a couple of lesbian scenes together, but they're pretty tame. Their interest in each other was mostly just some light kissing and caressing. The camera work and locations for their scenes were poor as well.But then there's everything else involving the female alien (Katie Keane) and the earth girl that she gets the hots for (Natalia Ashe). Katie is a gorgeous blonde with a perfect body. Natalia is plenty nice to look at too. Together they have three excellent scenes which are as good as anything I've ever seen.The first scene has Katie watching Natalia masturbating as she tans beside a swimming pool. This gets Katie aroused, so she strips down and masturbates as well.In the second scene, Katie introduces herself to Natalia. The two of them strip out of their swimsuits and have hot lesbian sex. Unlike Victoria and Darian, these two girls aren't shy with each other. This pushes softcore as far as it can go and in a few shots definitely crosses into hardcore territory. Katie's orgasm in this scene is fantastic.The third scene is Katie and Natalia with each other in the swimming pool. Like the second scene, it's just excellent. Both girls don't hold anything back and deliver great orgasms.The camera work in all three scenes is great. It's never too close to the action and the shots are held for a reasonable amount of time, especially during the orgasms, where it really counts. And the sounds of the girls aren't drowned out by the music.There was also a boy/girl scene at the beginning that didn't involve any of the above people. It was good. There were also a couple of scenes where Katie is displaying her great body for the camera.To sum up, about 2/3 of this movie is almost pure torture to watch. But everything else is so perfectly done, I'd actually recommend it.
