Curapedi
I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.
Derry Herrera
Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
Marva-nova
Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.
Neil Welch
This truly dire movie fails in every department. Specifically: 1. The script is meant to be funny but isn't; 2. The casting, starting with the leading man, is awful; 3. The acting is appalling; 4. The direction is witless; 5. The production values don't exist.The title might lead you into thinking there is some titillation here; there isn't.And with that revelation there disappears any reason whatsoever for watching this movie.So I recommend that you don't.
allrealityisvirtual
Most people fail to see the charm of this little movie, but I think its just misunderstood. Sure the script is cheesy, the acting overdone, the music B-grade porn and the vegetable suits aren't fooling anybody (we know there's humans under that green makeup!) but that is the point. This is a movie about vegetables, made by vegetables, that explores the ultimate vegetable fantasy - having sex with every human woman in town. In order to fully understand things from a vegetable's point-of-view you must become a vegetable yourself; be it from drink, drugs or days of sleep deprivation.Need further help achieving the appropriate level of braindeadliness? Check out psycho_sapiens' Galactic Gigolo drinking game on the message board! Irresistible broccoli, incestuous hasidic rednecks, gangster stooges, gonzo journalists, perverted cameramen, sex and boobies - this movie has everything! 2 thumbs up, just remember to switch your brain off first.
Esteban Spielbergio
I loved this movie...it was better than the Star Wars trilogy. If you thought Darth Vader was funny, you will love this movie. Everyone on the planet in "Galactic Gigolo" is a vegetable....watching it was truly a liberating experience. It made me think twice about becoming a vegan. Now, I only eat meat.
texcritc
That about sums it up. It is the worst movie I have ever viewed as of this date. I thought that it would be campy and humorous, but I was sorely mistaken. This is an ultra-poor quality film (in all aspects of the word poor) which tries to mask itself as a cult movie. Its largest problem, in my opinion, (besides the horrible acting and deplorable plot) is that it combines childish "Shining Time Station" type acting with some scenes of nudity and lesbianism. If it wasn't for the nudity, I would think that it was a kids film. But they throw that nudity in there so it doesn't appeal to any age group. It is too childish/silly for the teens/adults, and it has enough nudity in it that is not appropriate for children. I am not going to waste any more of my time on this horrible waste of magnetic tape (and the cardboard in the box that it came in).
