Titreenp SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

Afouotos Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

InformationRap This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

Cassandra Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

jk2two If anyone ever tells me they have an idea for a movie but can't get it made, I will tell them about Die You Zombie Bastards! - an ambitiously bad indie horror flick packed full of every single bad idea everyone on set could think of. An involved and needlessly complicated script tells a story so completely amateurish and grade school that it simply can't be funny. Lead Tim Gerstmar deliberately overacts which is always a bad idea for a non-actor. I understand they're taking delight in being cheesy and stupid, but it is just too much to handle. Unless you are a huge fan of independent cinema, or actually had a part in making this, I can't imagine liking it. This reminds me of films I made with my friends on a camcorder when we were in high school. I go back and can barely watch those, and I was in them. This is like watching those films, but without the personal connections. While I appreciate this film took 5 years to make, and the editing and soundtrack are respectable, it can't make up for the complete lack of humor, horror, or anything worthwhile. The only thing I could say is that there are plenty of boobies... but most of them aren't very good, well they're good, but it doesn't seem to help matters much. Though I'm not a fan of rating 10s or 1s.... this one really is a waste of your eyesight - don't bother.

w00f Yes, this is cheap, tasteless, straight-to-video nastiness, and I loved every minute of it! If you're a Troma fan, you'll almost certainly love this flick. No, you won't be scared, although you may be shocked by the constant affronts to good taste.I laughed at this... a lot. It's over the top in every way. There's tons of nudity and not-so-subtle sexual innuendo. There are many, many things that look like penises. There are boob jokes and horribly deformed nipples (thanks to Olaf the Cheese Demon!). There are squished heads and zombies in pink suits. And the lead actor delivers his lines in a consistently ham-fisted, overacted, totally hilarious style, often combined with dancer-like moves; he's clearly studied either dance or martial arts or both, and he's terrific at what he does.If you're looking for a Troma-style comedy-horror that leans more toward comedy than horror, give this a try. And don't miss the climactic battle that involves absolutely every stereotypical B-movie monster EVER.It's ZOMBASTIC!

ericxton where to begin ... normally im the defender of bad films ..in this case i don't need to defend this film ... if you watch it and think it sucks ..then chances are you suck .... and i mean that ...this movie literally has so much to offer...see im a man(i think) about good bad films ...some are complete crap and are just hard to watch due so many problems that low budget films have (i give props though at least they are making films)and some of those films can over come the problems with a cool story,good humor, and/or great(bad) effects, but this film was had all that and then some ....its what i believe all low budget films should be .... crazy crap ...thats the best kind of crap ...the crazy kind ....(man i wish i could say bad words on this thing ..it takes away so much) (4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE

EVOL666 I gotta be honest, for a film that has cameos by porn legend Jamie Gillis and rockabilly legend Hasil Adkins, and the music of The Tombstone Brawlers, Phantom Creeps, and Los Gatos Locos - I figured I might like this one more. Don't get me wrong, DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! is definitely a goofy bit of Troma-style horror/comedy fun, but I'm not really into these types of films to begin with, so I guess it really shouldn't come as any big surprise that I didn't love it. I don't know if I could even begin to describe the plot in this one, as it's really all over the place, but I'll give the short version.Red Toole is a goofy serial-killer whose wife Violet is kidnapped by a ghoulish pervert named Dr. Nefarious. Red becomes a super-hero in order to save his wife and enlists the help of several strange characters to help...Honestly, that is the BAREST of descriptions as to what DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! is really about. There are TONS of bizarre situations and weirdo characters in this one. Some of the humor is actually funny, some of it is the typical Troma-ish "splat-stick" stuff that I don't care too much for. The cameos by Adkins and especially Gillis are definitely notable and the soundtrack is great too. A good bit of fun and pretty original, especially if you like these types of films, but I definitely wouldn't consider it any sort of masterpiece either...7/10