Diagonaldi
Very well executed
Majorthebys
Charming and brutal
SanEat
A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."
Rio Hayward
All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
greekgod41
The first time I saw Dard Divorce, or should I say one of the gore sequences, i watched in absolute disbelief
Having been brought up on horror classics like The Thing, the Saw series, Brain dead etc, I truly thought I had seen it all when it comes to goreIt's like there's gore films, extreme gore films and then there is Dard Divorce, it literally takes blood letting and sadistic violence to a whole other levelOther than that, the plot is ok, but the wife is seriously annoying, and I'm kinda glad she suffered, but here's the thing, she is like Rambo on steroidsSpoliers ahead:After having her face smashed to a pulp, her fingers and toes cut off she apparently has no pain or fear and gets angry instead....It's like WTF??? what she goes through would not only break ALL women, but most men as well, but all it does is make her angry and ask where her kids areOverall not bad for a amateur production, but strictly for the non discerning and gore hounds only
redrobin62-321-207311
Oh, how this movie blows. Let me count the ways.1. Lousy sound mixing. The background noises (footsteps, chatter, glasses clinking) were too loud. 2. The ambient music was too loud. 3. The acting was the worst ever - stiff, wooden, pure amateurishness. 4. The dialog sounds like it was written by a dyslexic baboon. 5. One punch to the mouth and the blood flow is THAT extreme? So how come further punches add no more blood to the actress' face? 6. A lot of useless gore. Gore just for the sake of gore. This film may as well had been shot in a massive pool of blood with everyone just swimming around in it yelling at each other. The effect would've been the same and they could've saved on editing.To Dard Divorce's credit, the editing wasn't actually that bad for an amateur creation. I suppose the one star could be for that.
Edwin van Unen
This film must have the worst actors I've ever seen, I mean even sitcom actors are Oscar worthy compared to this. Then the way the story is being told..... it's a wonder I didn't fell asleep. The only reason I'm giving this movie a 2 out of 10 is because it only wasted 87 minutes of my life, where most movies are several minutes longer (Yeah I know I just should have pressed the stop button, but I guess it's my stubborn nature that keeps me watch the movie to the end). The idea and actual storyline might have been OK, but they screwed this one up so bad, that this doesn't even matter anymore... I hope that tomorrow when I wake up I'll believe that watching this was all a bad dream. Like I said, use this movie by suggesting it to people you REALLY don't like and wish they'll have a awful night.
chicagopoetry
After reading some of the reviews here, I was actually scared to approach this movie. I thought I was in store for something in the lines of Irreversible, you know, that movie that disturbed the hell out of youwhere the guy gets a fire extinguisher smashed into his face, and the girl gets brutally, and I mean brutally raped for ten minutes in a subway station, and all that jazz. Granted, there is a lot of violence in this film, but come on, they have been pulling innards from corpses since George Romero's Night of the Living Dead. Could be I watched an edited cut, could be. Yes, the weird accents of a lot of the players are annoying, but that kind of makes it even creepier, like in Suspiria creepy. I still don't understand how the daughter survived but I'm not going to watch it a second time to figure it out, it doesn't matter. What we have here is not exactly as obscene as the Hong Kong shocker Run and Kill (check that out for cruelty) and more in the lines of a twisted version of Trainspotting or something. I found this much more watchable than all those stupid Saw sequels. And there is even a bit of a twist at the ending, making it much less of the snuff film it has been reported as been.