Phonearl
Good start, but then it gets ruined
Senteur
As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.
Aubrey Hackett
While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.
Kinley
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
Edgar Allan Pooh
. . . to lock themselves inside junked refrigerators or freezers, CORN PLASTERED will clear up the mystery. This Warner Bros. animated short features a talking crow who convinces someone that it will be a blast to get locked inside a fridge. Considering that ice box suffocation claims the lives of more American tykes each year than shark attack and snakebite combined, I think that trying to pass off such a scene to a children's audience as "entertainment" (with NO "Black Box" warning to parents!) may cross the legal line into gross negligence, if not actual criminal behavior. It's pretty hard to determine from the Internet whether ANY refrigerator deaths occurred PRIOR to the release of CORN PLASTERED, or if any child has subsequently expired in the deep freeze WITHOUT having been PLASTERED. I read recently that some Detroit Mom killed two of her offspring, and stuffed their corpses into a fridge. The article didn't say if she was PLASTERED at the time, but it's a pretty good bet!