Conjoined

2013 "Fate brought them together. Flesh kept them together. Love will tear them apart."
4.4| 1h16m| NA| en| More Info
Released: 27 September 2013 Released
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When a lonely man finds out the love of his life has a conjoined twin, who happens to be a serial killer, he must take drastic measures to keep his love life intact while keeping himself out of big trouble.

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Horror, Comedy

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Joe Grisaffi

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Redwarmin This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place
AniInterview Sorry, this movie sucks
Stoutor It's not great by any means, but it's a pretty good movie that didn't leave me filled with regret for investing time in it.
Gurlyndrobb While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
OnlyAtJMart Or knew the crew. Horrible acting, profoundly stupid, even the casting of TWINS was moronic. The kill scenes looked like something directed by a 6 year old. I watched this because it got decent ratings, which I usually can tell are fake, but I put it on, and from the first few seconds I was rolling my eyes so hard I think I pulled something. Anyone who worked on this should know how bad it is and shouldn't deceive people by claiming it's anything but trash. This is the equivalent of someone working on a months long school project the night before. If I made this, I would want it buried. This is the worst movie I've been tricked in to watching for as long as I can remember. This deserves a 1, 2, or 3 TOPS, out of 10. Anyone involved in this should be banned from any type of entertainment until they take some filmmaking classes, and sincerely apologize for this abomination. Don't watch. It's not even so bad, that it has some entertainment value. I would recommend this to no one. All copies should end up in the same landfill that all the Atari ET games ended up. I honestly rather watch a hour and a half YouTube clip of someone playing that than this POS.
Leofwine_draca CONJOINED is a sick little comedy horror about a guy who begins an online relationship with a beautiful woman, only to discover that she's a conjoined twin. Even worse, her sister is a serial killer. There's no more plot to it than that, and no real laughs ever, as this ultra-cheap effort is consistently unfunny. It's clear that the writer of this trash has been inspired by the films of the Farrelly brothers and his film is just as boringly offensive as their output. The director has a single room which is constantly redressed to look like different locations, and the bright, high definition quality of the film-making shows up just how cheap it really is. Add in silly sub-plots, lame overacting and a deliberately cheesy tone and you have one off-putting movie.
Joseph Santarose "Conjoined" is a twisted tale of a man's pursuit of love that will evoke a mixture of emotions you never thought you'd feel simultaneously. You'll laugh, you'll cry.. or you know, scream in horror! Most probably you'll end up finding yourself doing all three at the same time! This film has succeeded in making me feel awkward. LOL. There are moments in there that make me feel like , "Uhhh....what?" I can't even find a word to describe the feeling! LOL. You know how they say art imitates life? WELL, this movie really makes me wonder about the filmmaker's love life. HAHA! At the end of the movie, a thought ran across my mind: "What is wrong with them?!" Hahaha! I'm just teasing with that; however, in all seriousness I liked this movie because it's gruesome, it's dark, and it made me laugh. All in all.. It was a bloody good time. ;) Pun most definitely intended!With that being said and without giving too much away, I suggest you grab your popcorn and get as comfy as you can! This film is quite the experience! You don't want to miss it!
genesismindworks I really like the humor in this movie. The b movie sort of feel to it really pulls it off because this movie is aware of what it is and is trying to entertain. I didn't feel at any time it took itself too seriously or became too silly which is often a line that movies of this tend to leap over I would really recommend this to someone for like a Saturday night special or Friday night flick because it is genuinely enjoyable. The lines felt funny and never cheesy. i liked how just numb the main character seemed to get to the whole thing. I laughed a lot during this movie, especially during once scene in a car. This was the scene i rewound and watched a bunch. This movie is full of moments like that where you just want to rewind and watch that happen again.Again this is a VERY enjoyable film and I loved the blood effects.