Burlesque Assassins

2012 "Seduce and Destroy"
4.6| 1h36m| PG| en| More Info
Released: 10 January 2012 Released
Producted By:
Country:
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://burlesqueassassins.com/
Info

The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!

Genre

Comedy

Watch Online

Burlesque Assassins (2012) is currently not available on any services.

Director

Jonathan Joffe

Production Companies

Burlesque Assassins Videos and Images

Burlesque Assassins Audience Reviews

ChanFamous I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.
Aneesa Wardle The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.
Yash Wade Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
Kamila Bell This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
allisoncrothers-140-930158 This movie is one of the most entertaining,funny,sexy films I have seen in a long time... The director is amazing and cute as a button! I really hope they make a Burlesque 2 because I cant get enough of those beautiful dancers! Im guessing they had a kick ass craft service person because everyone looks very well fed..I wish more people would make films about the fine art of Burlesque. It shows women you can be hot and appealing at any size big or small. Roxie Delight is very funny and sexy I was surprised at the range of her acting ability.I have since been a follower of her website and it is very entertaining. Go see this film!!!
bombshellnz May have spoilers :A fabulous espionage satire with burlesque beauties out to save the world.Roxi D'Lite as Bourbon Sue and cameo's from Miss Exotic World 2002 Kitten de Ville, in addition to Swiss temptress Koko la Douce and England's own Kiki Kaboom.Do not expect over the top fighting sequences but what you do get is lots of phoney blood squirting from headless necks, amputated limbs and other graphic wounds which was very entertaining. If you like inappropriate humour and tongue-in-cheek sensuality then you will enjoy this film.
zif ofoz This movie is a cartoon told with real actors! Which makes it a true joy to watch ..... and the laffs are plenty!The Burlesque Assassins are an underground special agent troupe of high end strippers who's mission is to assassinate the clones of Hitler, Stalin, and Moussolini. This in itself is enough to get you to watch this wacky story. But there's more!Their boss Johnny Valentine must dress incognito, and one of the strippers is a novice at espionage! She must learn on the job!If the story is too wack for you then watch it for the classic burli'q stripping - they do a great job!
wilson trivino This movie is a mix of Charlie's Angels meets the burlesque world as these trained assassins join forces to fight the evil doers of War World II. The cinematography is incredible and this break out film for director Jonathan Joffe is top notch. It mixes sexy ladies, comedy, and a believable tale into a light hearted look into a simpler time when the good guys were good and the bad were bad. From the vintage cars, close, and buxom beauties, Burlesque Assassins is a class act. I saw it as part of the Southern Fried Burlesque festival in Atlanta Georgia and was the perfect kick off for a first class showcase of the best that burlesque has to offer.