Black XXX-Mas

1999
6.1| 0h11m| NA| en| More Info
Released: 03 December 1999 Released
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"Little Red Riding Hood" set in an urban jungle in the not-too-distant future. It's Christmas time, and Earth is God's Gameboy. Little Red puts on provocative clothing and heads for a night on the town. Her dad, after yelling at her, dons his Santa suit and leaves for work. Turns out he's a cat burglar. While he's in a fancy flat putting swag in his bag, he's surprised by the lady of the house. Meanwhile, Little Red, who has stopped to buy reefer, is accosted by Wolfgang, an aggressive and cannibalistic cop. After dining, he heads for home, where a surprise awaits.

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Crime

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Pieter Van Hees

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Black XXX-Mas Audience Reviews

Motompa Go in cold, and you're likely to emerge with your blood boiling. This has to be seen to be believed.
Micah Lloyd Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.
Kodie Bird True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.
Frances Chung Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable
Coventry No, this isn't the porno-version of Bob Clark's legendary 70's slasher, but an extremely twisted and rather sick-spirited Belgian short movie that will cover ten of the craziest minutes in your entire life! Writer/director Pieter Van Hees surely has a demented world perspective, as he messes with pretty much all the sacred topics in life like religion, Christmas, marriage and children. The mini-plot is a mature & sadistic version of the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale, only she's a teenage drug-whore, the wolf is a cannibalistic Nazi police-officer and the usually friendly hunter is an aggressive black burglar who disguises as Santa Claus! He violently slaps children in the face and sleeps with the housewives whilst, parallel with these events, officer Wolfgang rapes and devours Little Red Riding Hood. This short promisingly opens with the words: "There are no good and bad guys...There's just bad guys and guys that are even worse!". And at least in this script, the characters live up to this statement. The on-screen violence is extremely graphic, with torn open torsos, wild gunfire and one entirely sickening head explosion sequence. For the true trash-fanatics, we'll even throw in some full-frontal nudity and provocative sex images! With all the vile and demented black humor featuring in this little short, I was really proud to discover that it was made in Belgium (where yours truly is from as well). In case the brief plot description sounds a little too harsh for you, there's a truly ingenious little wraparound story explaining how all the events are merely just happening on God's video game. "Black XXX-Mas" is brilliant and available for free on the internet! It'll be ten minutes you won't regret spending in front of your computer.
movieman_kev Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms. "Black XXX-mas" runs about 11 minutes (9 and a half excluding credits) and is a urban updating of Little Red Riding Hood emphasis on the Hood part. If you're looking for an intricate plot, or any cohesive plot at all you'll be disappointed. This is all about mindless carnage, with a day in the life of a black thief Santa and his hot daughter Little Red. It's nothing that'll make you think, but it is interesting...up to a point when it just gets weird. I mean "Twin Peaks" weird. Not the first season, the Second. Now multiply the second season of "Twin Peaks" by like 10 and you'll be around the ballpark. Massive amounts of blood and full frontal nudity make this fairy tale one that's not for the kiddies.Eye Candy: Kimberly gets completely nude My Grade: C+
Brad_Thomas MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD! OK the movie in a nutshell. so this girl goes out buys drugs gets pulled over by a cop, the cops name is Wolf. the cop feels her butt, then he eats her...okay? he beats her up and eats her. then this woman is at home and this guy come with bulging genitals and he does her up. then the woman goes into the other room and this black guy is there and she undresses.....then the movie turns into a porno. he starts sucking on her breasts, then she gives him head. then wolf walks in with blood all over him and says "honey I'm home" then he realizes his wife is blowing some black guy and he kills her, the black guy kills him cuts the girl out of wolfs stomach and the go home. the end and they lived happily ever after. THAT IS THE MOVIE.now after reading this do u really think there is anything to like about this movie. the only thing i liked in the woman had a nice body. but the performances sucked, the story sucked, the dialogue sucked, THE WHOLE MOVIE JUST SUCKED!!!!!
Agent10 This was possibly 15 of the most horrifying, satirical and sadistic minutes of my life. Nothing is held back in this film, even the coincidences which take over in the third act. This was quite a weird film to experience, especially after the father throws a beer can at his daughter and basically all ensuing action following that moment in the film. This is not a movie for those who have a light sense of humor.