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magnusfredberg OK - you are a feminist, you can stop reading immediately, the film is nothing for you, not even as research project ..This is a film that totally lacks any kind of action, you are looking to see an exciting action-packed thriller with a twist so the user simply selects another movie ..Is your wife a job and maybe out of town and you feel lonely, or have any whiskey (at least 2 per man, alteranativt 2 paltry beer was (and you already drunk at least half already), ordered pizza and it has really nice so the film can be a good option .. The total deficiencies concerning the document does not matter, you just want the raw cool sadistic action with sexy babes (but are otherwise too poor to even be nominated for Russel awards) so you have the perfect movie here ..We saw it myself a few older guys with a lot of booze and then it was fine ...

karlandraspoulsen What made me watch this movie, was that it reminded me of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, which is the type off movie this one seams to be ripping off (60's and 70's sexploitation and action flicks) This movie is laughably bad, but within all that awfulness, is a lot of hilarity. I can't tell you how many times I rolled my eyes and shook my head, at the awful jokes and the bad dialog, which consist of allot of really bad puns, and the movie never misses a chance to give us either cleavage or butt shots. It's trying to be overly cool and uses almost every cliché in the book to show us how "cool" it is, but is just plain laughable.Now I was having a pretty good time with Bitch Slap, but then the ending came, and it ruined almost everything. I won't spoil what it is, but it made me want to throw up. I really was disgusted how bad it was. I'm not entirely sure why I had such a vastly negative reaction, but I think its the sheer amount of stupidity, that made something click in my mind. I know this movie isn't meant to be taken seriously, but that ending was just too much.

MBunge If you took the look of Maxim magazine, the sound of a devoutly Mormon Quentin Tarantino and the soul of an empty plastic bottle of Sprite, threw them all into a tin pot and then blasted the pot with a WWII flamethrower, the melted-together mess would be something like Bitch Slap. This thing is like a B movie/exploitation flick made by people who've never actually seen a B movie/exploitation flick. It's about nothing but sex, violence and bad language where the sex is tamer than a 6 week old kitten, the violence is about as exciting as watching an episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and the bad language goes to such absurd lengths of euphemism that it leaves you longing for the bluntness of porn dialog.There are twin plot lines in this disaster. One concerns Trixie, Hel and Camero (Julia Voth, Erin Cummings and America Olivo), three tarted-up bad girls who drive into the dessert looking for the treasure of Gage (Michael Hurst), the guy wearing a thong they've got stashed in the trunk of their car. The other is a series of flashbacks that move backward in time, like that episode of Seinfeld, detailing the who, what and why of the first storyline. That dual approach gets really old, really fast but there are so many other things wrong with Bitch Slap that it doesn't even make the Top 10 list of how this film sucks.That list would be as follows…1. There is only one pair of naked breasts in this entire film and they don't belong to any of the starring actresses.2. There is only one so-called sex scene in the entire film and both participants remain fully clothed the entire time.3. Michael Hurst is, far and away, the best thing in the entire production. I like the guy and all that…but come on!4. The flashbacks look like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, if that movie's budget had been $67.50.5. The filmmakers rip off The Usual Suspects, though they don't even deserve to say the name "Keyser Soze".6. The entire production thinks it's waaaay funnier than it really is.7. The fight scenes look like a cross between pro wrestling and the fight scenes on the original Star Trek.8. Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor show up for one scene and DON'T make out.9. Kevin Sorbo shows up and looks like he got paid for this movie in Prozac.10. The same two characters fight the same climactic battle twice.The most pitiful thing about Bitch Slap is that the whole thing is constantly straining to be over the top and outrageous, yet only manages to wander in the general vicinity of that on two occasions. Once with a razor-tipped yo-yo and once when a woman gets bitten in the crotch. Other than that, this film is never more over-the-top or controversial than an episode of Blossom.Bitch Slap was made by some guys who worked on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess. They apparently set out to create some R-rated trashy, campy fun. What they ended up making was a PG-13 version of those same TV shows.

speranzadaniel Bitch Slap!!! was the worst movie ever, the storyline was pointless, I throw the movie into the bin how bad it was!!! the movie was based on THREE women in the desert looking for a sword that meant nothing. Only to Trixie. I hope they will not make a second one as the ending was terrible. Trixie plays the worst part being innocent so she can just have the sword, that was buried in the desert. The only funny scene in the whole movie was when they have the biggest fight at the end to see who was the strongest one. Bitch Slap wouldn't be appropriate to watch with family. Maybe with friends but if they like pointless movies. The movie did have some funny lines that did make you laugh at times, it had a lot of action in the movie which was good because of that it keep you entertaining though out the movie.