FrogGlace
In other words,this film is a surreal ride.
Leoni Haney
Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.
Paynbob
It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.
Edwin
The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
jdonalds-5
Wow this is one of the worst projects I've seen in a long time.The only redeeming value of this movie is some of the ships and weapons. The dialog is really bad. Acting is horrible. Graphics are obvious and crude. The story line is unbelievable and illogical. I should have known by the bad decisions about the music that this was going to be trash.This must have been a very low budget project but any producer watching the dailies for this movie must have known they wouldn't ever see any profits and should have killed this thing before it died on it's own. Whoever funded this piece of trash should have put their money somewhere else.There are so many bad things about this movie but the Computer Generated Graphics have to be the worst. This looks like 1985 level CGI. The director of this movie should be banned from the profession for life.Get the idea! Terrible trash. Watch it only if you want a laugh over how bad it is. I can't believe this made it all the way through to film in the can.
Monterey Redfox
Wow, the impossible has happened. The Syfy Channel has run out of infomercials. That's the only possible explanation I can think of for running this movie. And frankly, most infomercials would have been more enjoyable.Mario Van Peebles phones in another role. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head have more on screen chemistry than the commander and his love interest. The rest of the cast is completely forgettable. I've seen better acting in most commercials. It must have taken 2 weeks to shoot this movie, because so many scenes were shown repeatedly. The special effects look like they were whipped up by a teenager for his film class. Correct that, his CGI would have been better.On the plus side, there's one reason to watch this movie: for laughs because it's so bad.
Nick Damian
Realistically, this movie was horrible on so many fronts, I can't even count.From downright insane graphic effects to bad green screen work, sloppy camera work and editing, over-dramatic performances and glances, needless pausing during dialogue, sets that are far from real and so much more.It was so zany and insane that I had an absolute laugh.I recently watched Battleship and disliked that movie as opposed to this. This was purposely bad, done on a fraction of a budget and it entertained.Is it the best movie ever? Hell no! Don't even think to expect that. This has more cheese than a pizza loaded with cheese and topped with extra cheese sprinkled after taken out of the oven.This was pure mush and anybody who fails to realize this should stick to watching over-hyped blockbuster failures with huge budgets and stories that suck, but don't make you laugh, but just pisss you off.This movie was bad...very bad, and for that fact, it was simply very good at being bad.
douglas lally
A stunned silence fell over me as the credits mercifully rolled. I actually watched that crap, I did it, I committed myself to seeing it through despite the urge to douse my self in gasoline and self immolate. If you actually make it all the way through this steaming river of sewage you deserve a medal for movie watching valor. I can't express enough through words alone just how breathtakingly, mind numbingly, horrifyingly awful this movie is. No one must be allowed to see this. It's too late for me but others will be spared a slow agonizing death only if this film is sealed in a titanium vault and dropped into the Marianas Trench. It isn't the childish production value, it isn't the laughable inaccuracies or the plot holes large enough to suck light and matter out of the room, it isn't the community theater acting, it isn't even the use of the wrong battleship for filming, it's the fact that this movie doesn't know it sucks. It actually thinks it's a decent movie. It says to you hey dig me I'm an awesome, edgy, action flick based on a legendary battleship (USS Iowa)and you're just going to love me. What it doesn't tell you until it's too late is yeah I forgot to tell you I'm using washed up hacks in a poorly thought out script and pretty much just throwing in whatever costumes and I can afford along with special effects some 12 year old created on his Mac. Oh and I was also filmed in my neighbor's pool. It isn't a movie. It's a war crime. Those responsible must be brought to justice.