ManiakJiggy This is How Movies Should Be Made

Lucybespro It is a performances centric movie

Glatpoti It is so daring, it is so ambitious, it is so thrilling and weird and pointed and powerful. I never knew where it was going.

AshUnow This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Woodyanders 2890. In the wake of a nuclear apocalypse, beautiful Amazon warrior women rule the world and enslave men in their labor and breeding camps. Writer/director David Engelbach has a lot of lovably goofy fun with the amusing battle of the sexes premise, largely eschews action in favor of flaky humor, and presents the desolate post-nuke world in an imaginative and entertaining manner (the oddball slang in particular rates as a real nice touch). The sincere acting by the earnest cast helps a great deal: Chuck Wagner as the amiable Korvis, Laurene Landon as the fiery, yet soft Vena, William Wallace as the rugged Gruss, Sue Giosa as the conniving Mortha, Victoria Barrett as the jealous Lakella, Galyn Gorg as Vena's loyal gal pal Lynka, and Shaike Ophir as the timid Lelz. Carmilla Spav appears briefly as ill-fated warrior woman leader Reya. Steve Malovic provides some of the best and biggest belly laughs as smelly and unruly hulking hirsute mutant Aargh the Awful. David Gurfinkel's plain cinematography gives the picture an appropriately stark look. Tong Berg's groovy rocking score does the head-banging trick. An enjoyable curio.

dispet this film works for me. i know it wont work for everybody, but it is worth a go, and it probably is more enjoyable if you've had a couple of drinks and are in a forgiving mood. this film works for me because it is made with verve, everybody (for better or for worse) appears to have really thrown themselves into this film, and they understand that this is not brain surgery, nor is it gone with the wind. there is barely any plot, but they do not allow this to make the film slow, it moves along and its own good pace until it reaches a totally pointless climax which matches up with the rest of the film and thus completes it. it isnt really a laugh out loud film, more like 80 minutes of smirking. right up there with conan for the top silly loin cloth films.

darthdevo2000 While America 3000 MAY be one of the ALLTIME grade-Z movies, a great deal of comments made by the other person to review this film are wrong. First off, the hairstyles. Since the film takes place 900 years AFTER World War III, and in the radioactive wild of Colorado, how could anybody be "suffering from "bad '80's style haircuts?" Moron. The hair is typical of a bunch of people stuck in the wild, with the intelligence of a lower primate with no vanity. Just wild, unkenmpt hair. Specifically, mine. I played Young Korvis, (the good looking one.) The film is narrated by Mr. William Wallace, who plays my grown up sidekick, Gruss. It could have been worse. Chuck Wagner of TV's "AutoMan" (who's a GREAT guy, if you ever get a chance to meet him) could've narrated, which would have been a mistake. While he has physical presence, vocally, he may be lacking. And this is odd, considering the amount of stage he's done before and since this film. Compared to the last Mad Max film, this movie is downright inspirational, even if filmed on a 3 million dollar budget. The Director (David Englebach) went on to develop "Over the Top" with Sly Stallone. Yeah, I barfed too, but it wasn't half bad. Last comment (since this is hardly a review, but more of a defense of a terrible flick..) This movie never made it to MST3K....I checked. What am I doing now? I shoot music videos for up and coming rock bands. If you're in the Los Angeles Area Friday, march 5 2004, come to Johnny Foxx's, and see Flying Venus, the hottest group from Northern California destined to become the next big thing. That's what us grade Z actors are doing now. And the winner is.............

gridoon I don't know exactly what to make of this. It's pretty obvious that you're not supposed to take it seriously, yet for a comedy it has far too much mayhem and not enough laughs. It's all quite stupid, really, and you might be tempted to shut it off even before the opening credits have finished rolling. But it has at least one charming sequence (when the female leader discovers for the first time what a "man" is), and some of the final scenes, showing the aftermath of a devastating battle, with fields littered with corpses, have a surprising impact. Be warned, however, that the movie DOES feature a shaggy mutant called "Aargh The Awful"! (**)