All Babes Want To Kill Me

2005 "Come Celebrate the Cruelty"
3.3| 1h22m| PG-13| en| More Info
Released: 16 February 2005 Released
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Country: United States of America
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Official Website: http://allbabeswanttokillme.com/frame.htm
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A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

Genre

Comedy, Romance

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Director

Colin Miller

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All Babes Want To Kill Me Audience Reviews

ChicDragon It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.
SeeQuant Blending excellent reporting and strong storytelling, this is a disturbing film truly stranger than fiction
Aubrey Hackett While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.
Phillipa Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.
adjorgkilu Oh my God, who makes this crap? And who writes positive reviews about it? (apart from those who worked on it or their friends, of course). Clearly one of IMDb's biggest failures in attempting to stop vote rigging and fake reviews (most of the positive comments were written YEARS before it was even released!), "All Babes Want To Kill Me" actually has a grabber of a concept that sadly fell into the hand of amateurs. Right from the start, with the GROSSLY UNFUNNY caricature of the blind Asian martial arts master, you know what to expect; and surely enough, the gay caricature, the multiple hits to the groin and the vomiting gags follow. But the most REVOLTING aspect of the movie is how it makes up two beautiful female cast members to look bruised and bleeding for nearly all their screen time, making the film unpleasant to even LOOK AT, in addition to its being dismally unfunny. There is one almost-good scene of the hero getting his butt kicked all over the place by a pool lady in a bikini. For that scene alone I give the film a 2 out of 10. If the people who made it had invested as much time in doing a good job as they did in building up a totally fake and undeserved reputation for it on IMDb, it might have turned out better.
jans-20 Surprisingly it turned out to be not half bad.Perhaps it caught me in a particularly good mood, because this story of a kung fu loser searching for the girl who kicked his ass when he was 10 was relatively enjoyable entertainment.The main character basically gets picked on his whole life, but doesn't end up bitter which I liked a;lot.This movie is genuinely funny at a lot of parts like when the lady gives him a royal beat down in her backyard, when the dentist goes off on him and when he and his brothers get in a fist fight with attorneys. Made me laugh - 7/10.
Mitch Kumstein My faith in IMDb's ratings continues to plummet. How did this abortion get a 7.5 rating (as of Jan 29, 2007)? To rate this a 10, you'd have to be either younger than 8 years old or an investor. I only watched the first 15 minutes or so (during which I never cracked a smile), but I'm confident it wasn't going to get any better. I've seen funnier gags on Benny Hill. Here's one: paramedics carrying a corpse on a stretcher stumble (for no reason) and drop it; then they do it again. The grossly stereotypical Asian father is also particularly unfunny -- not because he's stereotypical but just because it's so entirely lacking humor. Also, none of the characters' actions make any sense. For example, the young protagonist eats paint chips for no reason. This movie is one of those low-budget, no-script "comedies" that makes you marvel at the decline of civilization.
Timay02T I saw this movie at a test screening last night and I'm still laughing. I love this movie! It's not what you might expect from the title (except for the Babes - Wow!) Actually it is a quest movie in the great Japanese style but with a truly Western spin. It's got a heart, strong funny characters, excellent relationships and most of all truly funny original comedy and great action.The karate is top notch and really fun to watch, in fact everyone in this movie looks like they are having the time of their lives. Everything you are hoping for is delivered - beautiful women, truly funny original comedy and that final rooftop karate battle.maybe the best ever. This is just the kind of movie I go to the movies for. Pass the big bucket o' popcorn - I'm lovin' this.